Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Chef Jeff


Well, it is now 364 days until my birthday! YES! Ha! Just kidding.....Yesterday was my birthday. Big 2-7! Whoo hoo! Pretty close to 30...a little TOO close if you ask me! Anyways...we were just lazy on Saturday....oh yeah, I posted that day....I forgot. Ok so we will just talk about Sunday. Ronnie and I left at 6:30 in the morning and drove to Dallas to see Jeff's triathlon. It was FREEZING and RAINING in Dallas.....not ideal weather for a triathlon AT ALL! Of course I didn't dress appropriately for the freezing weather.....but whatever. I survived. There were lots of dogs there. We stood next to a great dane named Duke that was soooooo sweet. Jeffrey got 10th in his age group and 108th overall. There were about 1300 people that were in this thing.....I am SOOOOOOOOO not a triathloner...... :) Then Ronnie,
crabby daddy, mama, and I went and ate at the Cheesecake Factory afterwards. I was sooooooo pumped about eating french toast!!!! And then it was SOGGY! UGH! I never want french toast from there AGAIN! Dad got the biggest burrito that I have ever seen.....and ate ALL of it except 2 bites! The waitress told him that if they had a plaque, that his name would be at the top because she had NEVER seen anyone eat that much of it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Such a proud moment for all of us at the table! :) Then us 4 went to Orange Cup....had to introduce the mom and pop to the love of my life! (Orange Cup) Mama didn't like it....weirdo....everyone loves Orange Cup! It must not have fit the criteria for the bubble.... :) Dad loved it of course.....Ronnie loved it of course and got a large like me......and I have a never ending stomach for the stuff......I was very tempted to ask them if I could just stick my head under the machine and turn it on for my birthday :) I
resisted and stayed in my seat. :( Mama and Crabby Daddy left after that and Ronnie and I went shopping for a bit. Well Louis Vuitton was out of my phone cover that I have been coveting for quite some time. And all the stores in the Dallas area were sold out as well! Then Anthropologie didn't have my shoes and Steve Madden was out of my size in the shoes that I wanted there as well! It was HORRIBLE! I was so overcome with sad emotion that I had to eat ANOTHER Orange Cup! I surrendered to my addiction and ended up going in other stores and getting some cute stuff! Other than the lack of the items that I desperately needed......I was able to pull myself together and find other items that I didn't know that I needed, but realized that I did the second that I laid my eyes on them of course :) After shopping, we went home, parents and Jeffery came over and we grilled steaks, mac and cheese, and corn. YUM YUM YUM YUM!!!! Jeff stayed the night with us. He gave me the cutest piece of cake box that my gifts came in.....super cute! I got a watch, can of corn (my fav food and obsession), a "corn purse" for emergency uses of corn, a hilarious singing card that talks about w
affles, and a candle that s
mells like freaking CAKE! I had a good day. :)

Monday, October 12, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
43 days til.....
5 FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!

We my adoring fans......it has been a short while since my last post...and I do apologize profusely for that. I have been sick.....still am....but presents seems to make me feel better for anyone who wants me to feel better :) Well I guess that I didn't give an account of my exciting weekend yet....so I will do that....even though it is now closer to this coming weekend......We went to Oklahoma with Josh and Aja to see Kings of Leon in concert! It was sooooo much fun! I still have blisters on my feet from jumping up and down and screaming like a flagnoggin groupie! Before we went to the concert, Aja took me to go shop at this place called Campus Corner.....highly recommended.....we had a great time and got lots of good stuff....cuz you know....my closet is lacking and I needed MORE clothes. WHATEVER! It needed more clothes that I didn't already have!...of course! Anyways.....we had sushi before the concert....yum! I have this HUGE obsession with edamame....and their edamame had salt AND pepper on it....super good! Craving some right now! Anyways......then the concert. I don't drink.....and I think that quite possibly, I was the only person in the whole entire concert that didn't. So while everyone else was waving around a beer....I was waving around a lemonade and a bag of candy.....yeah....picture that.....rock concert....with me waving around a bag of candy......if I would have thought about it sooner...I should have been embarrassed! :) Pretty funny. Anyways.....Kings of Leon were absolutely great in concert.....quite possibly better in concert than on a CD or radio! We had such a good time! After the concert it was pouring raining...of course....and we had to walk everywhere that we went. So we walked to this place, I think called Rock Bar and stayed there til ungodly hours of the morning and then went to IHOP....who had the absolute WORST service and was the slowest place that I have ever eaten at. When it is almost morning, you are soaking wet, hungry, tired, smell like cigarette smoke, hungry, and your feet hurt like they got caught in a bear trap and you got them out yourself.....there is NO pancake worth the wait. And then, since I am eating healthy....(ignore the bag of candy I mentioned earlier) I got oatmeal and scrambled eggs.....NO PANCAKES! So then the wait REALLY wasn't worth it! Oh well.....I got a shower when we got back to the hotel and a good night's rest....and we all make it back safely. Sunday e woke up, ate lunch, and headed back to Longview. We stopped in Dallas to have Orange Cup...freakin yum.....and didn't get back until like 9pm. All in all the weekend was great and we had a great time! Anyways.....I am freezing right now and don't feel good.....I wish that I was at home snoozing.....that would make me feel better. I am going to get in bed by 9 tonight....I have been getting in bed at decent hours recently.....it makes getting up a whole lot easier...that's for sure :)Monday, October 5, 2009
My Dearest Orange Cup

Let me introduce you to my latest obsession....Orange Cup: Zum yogurt with strawberries and chocolate chips. Ronnie is eating: Natural with granola and chocolate chips. OMG....I can't get enough of this stuff! I dream about it.....I want it all the time......there is no limit for my stomach with this stuff....I ate 2 of them on Sunday! Fatty McFatFat....yes I know.....but did you know that there is only 324 calories in that glorious cup above? Yes it is the truth! Don't call me a liar! Geez! Go to orangecup.com and you can read all about it. No, we don't have one in this blasted town of Longview...or Tyler. It is in North Park Mall in Dallas right above Anthropologie.....by Neiman Marcus. OH MAN I WANT ONE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't even concentrate now cuz I want one soooooo bad! Anyways.....back to work....Thursday, October 1, 2009
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
51 days..........
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Diva Worm....
OK, any takers.....like.....anybody want to take over the ownership of Eyeball? He is becoming WAAAAAAAY too much of a diva worm and requires WAAAAAAY too much. The little crapper DEMANDS liquid cantaloupe to dip him leaves in...which he said HAVE to be mint leaves because it "compliments the cantaloupe". I mean COME ON! AND THEN, he wants mascara for each eyeball.....he has like 10 fake eyes....and no real eyelashes AT ALL. THEN, he wants a fan to blow on him at all times IN THE SUNSHINE so he doesn't shrivel up and die. I cant have salt in the house for fear of my turning on him and "salting" him to death. THEN, he wants a bed of feathers and dirt....sick....so I had to kill one of my expensive pillows for the feathers and then collect dirt without any rocks or dead ants in it. DO YOU KNOW how hard it is to find dirt without rocks or dead ants in it where we live? SERIOUSLY! The little jerk! I mean......none of my other pets demand those kind of things......I won't even GO INTO what he demands for lunch.....sooooo I finally had enough....and here is what is left of Eyeball.....RIP SUCKER!HA!Monday, September 28, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
57 days....
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
58 days....
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Monday, September 21, 2009
CEREAL LOVE!!!!!!!
Friday, September 18, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Looooong Tuesday
Monday, September 14, 2009
Dreaful Rainy Monday...
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Thursday
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Wednesday
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Peanut butter and Chocolate yogurt at the deli today.... yum yum eat em up I think I'm in LOVE! So my husband and my brother decide that they want to try cheerleading with me yesterday....and their grand idea was to throw me up in the air and catch me....and how many of you think that I actually allowed myself to trust 2 boneheads to catch me......NONE OF YOU BETTER THINK THAT I AM THAT RETARDED! Cuz I didn't....we did one "practice" and I realized that my bones and memory are WAAAAAAAAAY too important to me to allow that sort of torture on such a sunny day! My mama took pictures...I gotta get them from her and post them on here....pretty funny. Scooby got his 2nd shot this morning....him was a big boy and didn't cry! Him gained 1 whole pound! Him weighs 2.8 lbs now! AWWWWWWWWW! Anyways.....ok well I gotta gear myself up for this moving that is about to go on this evening......gonna go do some push ups and then run the stairs a few times.......SHARK BAIT OO HA HA!
Friday, September 4, 2009
Funniest thing EVER!
1. Cheese:
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.
2. Mushroom:
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. Shoulder:
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. Texas:
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. July:
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. Rectum:
I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!
8. Juarez:
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'
9. Chicken:
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
10. Wheelchair:
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair
11. Chicken wing:
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing
12. Harassment:
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
13. Bishop:
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
Finally Friday~
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Almost Friday.....
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Halfway done!
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
I mean, it should have been 5:30 HOURS AGO! I don't know what the deal is! Anyways....so I am planning on making lemon cupcakes with strawberry icing.....need to think of something that would be easy to put on the top....or a topping that would be unique and very tasty...I am thinking coconut and dots. Or whatever.....still gotta start packing....I don't know why, but I am dreading AND looking forward to it all in the same emotion....yeah, I AM weird...SO WHAT! YER MOM! I guess that I am going to make spaghetti tonight for supper. I love spaghetti! It'll Do Deli had Swiss Cocoa Cream and White Chocolate Macadamia Nut yogurt today.....SUPER GOOD YUMMY TO MY TUMMY! Is it bad that they know me by name now....I mean, maybe I should just invest stock in the place or prepay for each week or make them godparents of my future children that I am NOT going have to anytime soon..... :) I will end my Tuesday blog with my "Likes, Dislikes, & Daily Discoveries"...I think that I will add a new list to my blog and keep a running total so that when I win the lottery one day....I can go buy all the things that I can't live without or remember what they were :) OK!
Daily Likes: Swiss Cocoa Cream and White Chocolate Macadamia Nut yogurt, Seaside sandwich with no mayo, donut holes for breakfast, the new Imogen Heap CD, Bethany's Britney Spears cardigan, my skirt that I wore today that I didn't know I had in my closet, Nilla's birthday, and of course 5:30 :)
Daily Dislikes: when my alarm went off this morning, when I had to clean poop out of Scooby's litter box, the smell of Ocean white fish soft kitten food, when my lunch break ended, when I reached the bottom of my yogurt from It'll Do Deli, and hassling Dan for billing
Daily Discoveries: Jessica Simpson's new perfume Fancy Love (I think)....OMG! Smells soooo good! Like classic Burberry (my personal all time fav!) and roses or something like that.....SUPER good, will be my next perfume purchase~!
Tuesday
Bethany just showed me a website called Etsy.com.......seriously, super cute.....SINCE I am at work, after business hours (dad, in case you are reading) I will check that hoopla out! Love it! Another exciting thing.....Ronnie is gonna set up his bike for me so that I can go mountain biking/ road biking with him! Did you just ask me if I realize the strenuous activity that sport involves?!?!?!?!?! Well of course I realize that! That is why I am only going to ride around the parking lot a couple of times and then wait for him to finish :) Alright, well it is time to get the mail for work and then check It'll Do Deli to see what the yogurt flavors are for today...AHHHHH









