Funniest thing EVER!

Subject: New Spanish words

A few new ones.

1. Cheese:

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.

2. Mushroom:

When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. Shoulder:

My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. Texas:

My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. Herpes

Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. July:

Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. Rectum:

I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!

8. Juarez:

One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'

9. Chicken:

I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

10. Wheelchair:

We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair

11. Chicken wing:

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing

12. Harassment:

My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

13. Bishop:

My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.