Diva Worm....

OK, any takers.....like.....anybody want to take over the ownership of Eyeball? He is becoming WAAAAAAAY too much of a diva worm and requires WAAAAAAY too much. The little crapper DEMANDS liquid cantaloupe to dip him leaves in...which he said HAVE to be mint leaves because it "compliments the cantaloupe". I mean COME ON! AND THEN, he wants mascara for each eyeball.....he has like 10 fake eyes....and no real eyelashes AT ALL. THEN, he wants a fan to blow on him at all times IN THE SUNSHINE so he doesn't shrivel up and die. I cant have salt in the house for fear of my turning on him and "salting" him to death. THEN, he wants a bed of feathers and dirt....sick....so I had to kill one of my expensive pillows for the feathers and then collect dirt without any rocks or dead ants in it. DO YOU KNOW how hard it is to find dirt without rocks or dead ants in it where we live? SERIOUSLY! The little jerk! I mean......none of my other pets demand those kind of things......I won't even GO INTO what he demands for lunch.....sooooo I finally had enough....and here is what is left of Eyeball.....RIP SUCKER!HA!