Farewell My Beloved Cereal.....

Farewell my beloved cereal....out paths must no longer be one. We must separate and be a part of each other no more. You have brought me much needed joy and inspiration. You have given me a reason to wake up every morning rejoicing that it is a new day. You have improved my outlook on mornings and breakfast. You have made me look forward to the alarm going off at ungodly hours of the morning. You have made me once again appreciate bowls, milk, and spoons. You have made me stop and enjoy the 10 minutes on the kitchen floor every morning sitting cross legged while Scoobs eats his breakfast too. You have made me realize that breakfast doesn't need to be full of nutrition and protein. You have made me realize that oatmeal is not the only way. You have made my shopping experiences worth while. You have given a whole new appreciation for the cereal isle in all grocery stores. I thank you for all the memories that we have together. You have helped me to grow....my muffin top that is.....in new areas that breakfast has never made me grow before. But unfortunately, my mornings must take a new path, a healthier path, a lower calorie path, a smaller muffin top path, a no cellulite path, a path that makes me confident in a bikini, daisy dukes, and tight jeans that are a size 26. If those are my goals, then we can no longer be one. And unfortunately, and I do mean unfortunately, I have eaten my last bowl this morning. I have tasted your Sprinkled Cookie Crispness for the last time. I must pursue other dreams that have my future and my best interest at heart. I just know that you don't put me first, and it breaks my heart.....or the zipper in my pants, but whatever. This must be the last time that I speak of you. I must no longer think of all your colorful sprinkles and sweet SWEET taste. I must let you go free into other arms that will appreciate you for all your worth and lack of nutritional value. So, Stephanie.....I mean Bethany......I give you the love of my life, my reason for getting up in the morning, the topic of all my daydreams, the muffin top on all my jeans......my Sprinkle Cookie Crisp cereal. Treat it well.....learn to appreciate it for all it's worth, love it like I have loved it. So long my beloved......