Ci Ci's Pizza LOOOOOOVE.....
Ok, Ronaldo and I picked up Baylee Saturday afternoon for a bit. She picked to eat at Ci Ci's. Ronnie doesn't like that place at ALL. I mean, any self respecting adult that has self control and delights in the finer foods would NOT want to go there! So of course I had to ACT like I wasn't thrilled that we were going to the place that has dessert pizza and you can have as much as you want until your pants bust open and you puke all over the place and people are staring at you and you just look at them like "what it your problem....have you never seen a lady eat before?", and then you ask if they would like to take it outside and then yall yell "yo mama" put downs back and forth until the cops are called and then you are banned from that particular Ci Ci's Pizza.......GUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP (giant inhale of air).....I mean, not that any of that has ever happened before or anything. BUT anyways....we went to Ci Ci's. I do NOT know what kind of dessert pizza this was, but I am now going to refer to it as Heaven In A Slice, or Cake Batter Pizza, or Pudding Pizza, or THE GREATEST PIZZA IDEA EVER EVER EVERRRRRRRRRR! I wanted to take the whole pizza and RUN! But I had self control....for fear of the senario above being played out agai-....I mean, before the senario above was played out. I only got 3 slices...and only ate 2 of them.....then sat there staring at them longingly and apologetic, like I have let myself down in a way, wasting manna from heaven like that! I mean, just LOOK at that goodness....and it's all MINE! So once I put down the manna from heaven, totally thankful that I have stretchy pants on, Ronnie gave Baylee a $1.....oh what fun a $1 will bring.......
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