Tidbits from Grayce

Baylee and I are headed to Hastings to get our copy of New Moon! It is 12:40 am....I am NEVER out this late! Only for u Edward! I am coming for u!!!!

Just reserved my copy of New Moon at Hastings! Going to pick it up at midnight tonight! Whoooooooo hooooo!

Look what I found under my desk helping to patrol the bugs and dust bunnies.....and eating any extra food so NOTHING goes to waste.......

Oh donut.....how lovely thou art. Thy round sugary goodness filleth my tum tum. How thy melt in my mouth, fills my heart with joy, and my tongue with sweetness. Thou never disappoint my spirit or soul. Too long hast gone since our last meeting. My heart longs for you every moment of every day, even when I sleepeth. I wake only for you. Know my undying love for you will never wilt or fade. Thy will be on my mind until death do us part.

Picture text from my brother.....I am glad that he is AS retarded as I am....

So, as you all know, I purchased my first dress form....which I have googled the SNOT out of what to do to make the boobs bigger (like something to pin on or something...no luck....but definitely a lot of cross dressing options-yuck!) Anyways.....I was working on my first tube top that I needed to take in on the sides....and I had 8 pins stuck in front of me on the floor. Scoobs kept coming up trying to take them. I had to keep pushing him away. Ronnie came up the stairs and I looked away for like 5 seconds! That little snothead grabbed 2 pins and ran off to play/ eat them! I grabbed him and looked in his mouth and he had a pin go through his gums and come out on the other side by his cheek and it was bent at a 90 degree angle! I mean seriously?!?!?!?!? It took both Ronnie and I to hold him down to get it out with some needlenose pliers. He was acting like we were trying to kill him with as crazy as he was being! I was crying my head off of course cuz I was scared he was gonna swallow it....ugh! And I thought that I was gonna have a quiet relaxing evening to start the weekend off by working on my dress form while watching TV....thanks a lot SCOOBS! Somehow in the emergency, he bit my thumb on both sides of my nail and his teeth went underneath! I can't use my thumb now! Thanks a lot Scoobs, now I can't paint my fingernails, do cartwheels, suck my thumb, OR text fast enough! GAW!
PS- Scoobs has FULLY recovered and is being a super pest :)

We had a staff meeting yesterday at work....TONS of great and hilarious quotes!!!!!......

.......look at how hard I am working! Geez! I need a raise and a vacation!

Well everyone.....I have finally done it! I have purchased my first dressform to make my own clothes and to alter any that I already have! I am soooooo excited! Now I can go to town on some shirts that I own that I want to make different! I have a feeling that I am NOT going to be getting any sleep tonight WHATSOEVER......plus a super cute dress and boots from Trendy Chicks and It'll Do Deli had my favorite yogurt: toasted coconut and swiss cocoa cream! PLUS my mama is finally back IN THE FLESH! exhale............ahhhhh............WHOA WHOA WHOA....did I mention that tomorrow is Friday and it is BEAUTIFUL outside? ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL! Sunshine weekend outside soaking it up...HERE I COME!

Scoobs is helping mama get ready for work :) Such a good boy! Him is my Sugar Plum!

Well, I didn't crash AT ALL while ice skating.....maybe I was meant to be a professional and just don't know it.....but what I do know, is that those skate are THE most painful things that I have EVER worn!!!!! I was almost in TEARS! We had to stop every couple of laps! And YES I had them on the correct feet! ha! Orange cup was glorious of course! The mall had a Forever 21, so Baylee and I hit that store up and got some cute stuff! It was raining all day in Dallas...so no sunshine :( All in all, it was a good day! Of course, how can you go wrong ice skating, shopping, and eating Orange Cup with your family!...minus the parents and bro of course! The doggies and Scoobs were happy to see us when we got home of course! Nilla had a good time in the mud on Saturday! It's like the red clay mud is a magnet for her! She can't stay out of it! Her loved it though! Scoobs got to be on the leash outside and eat grass and lounge like a Tiger in the jungle. Him is such a mighty hunter!Anyways...weekend is over unfortunately and back to the reality of alarms and responsibilities! (crap) Toodles!

Headed to Dallas with Baylee and Negative Sunshine.....I mean Ronnie. Orange Cup is gonna save the day!!!! Pray for no wreck in ice skating.....unless it is someone else and it's really entertaining!!!!

No one is commenting on any of my posts.....what's the matter...why not....what is wrong with you people?!?!?!?!?!?....all 4 of you!

Word of wisdom for the day: Donut holes are good....but only in moderation.....

I am mobile blogging now.....wha wha! The possibilities and random ramblings are endless now! Congrats and your welcome for all future tidbits that will change your life that I might not ever post unless it wasn't made possible by mobile blogging! YES!

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"Every man's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers."- Hans Christian Anderson
IF MY LIFE WERE A FAIRY TALE, I'D SURE HATE TO SEE REALITY!
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Sweater one day, ugg boots the next, bikini the next, sweater and scarf the next, then sweater with leggings while craving frozen yogurt......what the flagnog man.....your are killing me with the flip flop weather! Get warm and toasty already!

Last month's text messaging total: 3,109 text messages
This month's text messaging total: 2,743 text messages

I am such a failure. Woe is me. My social life is going to smithereens. Guess I'll go eat worms.

It's not what you achieve in life that matters....it's what you overcome.
Chew on THAT!

Ok so I am currently reading Little Women on my kindle......um NO ONE SAID THIS BOOK WAS SO LOOOOOOOONG! Goodness! I am almost to 25% and feel like a complete failure in reading! Usually I have read 4 books by now and I am only 1/4 of the way thru this one! Good grief! What is my deal! I mean, I do have the font pretty big so that I can see it better, but that doesn't make the book any longer! GAW! I need to check these things out before I start a different one!

Well weekend is over....back to work.....ugh...... We had a VERY wintery weekend that started early actually! Couldn't even go to work on Friday because of all the ice and snow and lack of power! CRAZINESS! I have been staying with my dad since Friday. The alarm wouldn't stop going off in Diana because of the lack of power.....my brain and sanity couldn't take listening to the high pitched squeal anymore, so I went to stay with dad. He didn't have any electricity until Saturday night too. Dad and I went to Dallas on Saturday to eat at Cheesecake Factory, do a little shopping, and get some Orange Cup! We had a good time.....dad was fired from the driver position the SECOND we got to Dallas. :) When we got back to Longview, we had power! YEA FOR WARM SHOWERS!!!!!! Went and saw Dear John with Kristie on Sunday afternoon.....talk about a tearjerker! Gaw! Ronnie is still out of town....supposedly coming home tonight.....NOT holding my breath AT ALL! Change of subject.....ahem.....proactiv sucks. What is the deal! It just does NOT work for me....i think that it makes my skin WORSE! i have been religiously using it for almost a month....i am gonna finish out the month to see if anything changes...and then probably sending it RIGHT back! Alright all.....the is all for today.....lots to do and i am starving.....It'll Do Deli...HERE I COME!

Well everyone....the kitty that I rescued from the Peters Chevrolet parking lot has a new home. A lady that I work with found him a home. He is gonna live in Shreveport now with lots of other kitties at this lady that she knows house. Berry (the lady that I work with) said that they gave this lady their kitty when they moved and the kitty loves it there. She said that he is gonna be treated like a prince and have lots of friends. It was sad to give him away. I was already attached to him and loved him. You could definitely tell that he loved me so very much. We wanted nothing more than to sit on my lap and love on me. He would come running and purring anytime that he heard me or saw me. He was the softest kitty that I have ever petted! I am gonna miss him. He always made me feel like I was queen and there was no one that the loved more than me. He was so sweet! I am gonna miss Eyegone. Even Scoob liked him.....all he wanted to do was escape in the garage so that they could hang out on top of the boat :) sniff sniff.....I love you Eyegone!

Chocolate cheerios? Am I seeing this box correctly? Are you lying to me Eyes? Is this my wildest dream come true all right here in the aisle at Wal-Mart? Is this really happening? Should I pinch myself and wake up or live in this fantasy land forever eating Chocolate Cheerios and swimming in milk? I think that I will stay here forever........ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

TGIF- fa real man! Yesterday was the slowest day in the history of slow days ever recorded.....and yes I did record it! jk LOL...... Today better go by a LOT faster! It is so beautiful outside here today! I want nothing more than to be outside in it! Makes me wanna lay out and take a nap in the sunshine with my doggies. Dropped Baxter off this morning to get a haircut....what a chicken. I don't get him....he acts like he is the baddest thing ever...then when we get to the groomers....he needs me to hold him.....like literally jumping up in my arms! It's ridiculous! Funny but ridiculous. Ok, so dad brought me a McGriddle this morning....which I am totally thankful for.....but I totally should NOT have eaten it....no bueno in my tum tum.....no details...really, you don't want them....ewwwww. Ok well that is my short tidbit before the weekend. I am by myself at work since STEPHANIE I MEAN BETHANY LEFT ME HERE TO ROT ALONE! And so the wittiness goes stale after having to keep it bottled up so long...... tootles!

Wow! 2010...still hard to believe! Seems like it shouldn't be 2010 already.....especially when I can remember years past. Life has changed so much in the last 10 years for me. I have been thru soooooo much....good and bad. Friends come and go. Loves come and go. Pets come and go. Jobs come and go. Feelings, strengths, and weaknesses come and go even more often than anything else. Family has been the one constant in my life.....family doesn't necessarily mean blood related either. My family knows who they are. I pray for all of you everyday of my life. I thank God that I have been blessed with every one of you. My family grows smaller and bigger every year with new additions of children and friends that lose touch. I know that everything happens for a reason....and without that knowledge, I just might be insane. :) My life seems unrecognizable from what I thought that it would be in 2010. In fact, I look in the mirror and don't quite recognize myself either! I thank God for all the surprises in my life....sweet and unsweet. I absolutely love my husband, my family, my friends, my pets, and all the good to come in my life because of them.

Major accomplishment for this freezing day in January in the year 2010: eating an entire Big Pack of orange tic tacs before lunch. GO ME!

Slappy New Hair!!!!!! I mean, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! I have already started the new year off with a bang!....or well a rip....not really a bang. I was loading the dogs into Ronnie's truck this morning in my wool trousers and I squatted down to lift Zoey in, and um, well, I, uh, ummmmm.....well let me start off by saying that my pants ARE NOT tight! Hard to believe, I know, but they are wool trouser pants for goodness sake.....you CANT have these tight! There is NO give in them WHATSOEVER! Anyways.....I ripped them. I heard it. Yeah so what....quit laughing.....I mean it.....stop laughing.....it's not funny! I am VERY upset about it! They are from Anthropologie! My fav store ever! And I had an emotional attachment to these pants. They were very near and dear to me....and apparently my butt. Sniff sniff.....sniff.....sniff sniff.....why me. I eat good.....good pancakes and cookies.....no really.....I haven't had a cookie or cupcake or pancake since New Year's morning for brunch! And that is a loooooong time for this pancake eating fool! My mama offered to make me pancakes last night for supper and I turned them down! Now that is some serious commitment and craziness on my part! I am determined to not rip another expensive pair of trousers.....farewell trousers. RIP Wool Trousers. Oh wait.....HA! That is funny! RIP.....get it?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I can't believe that it is almost 2010. What the FLAGNOG! This year has flown by soooo fast and so slow, all in the same sentence! Life sure has changed a lot this year....so many things....work, house, relationships.....some good some bad. The good would be It'll Do Deli! HA! JK LOL....I hope that everyone has a safe new years! I am going to start blogging weekly so that i don't overwhelm everyone.....all my wittiness and everything. But i will leave everyone with one photo that was taken last night at supper....

Sorry guys, I have not been blogging recently and definitely not to my full potential with humor and wittiness. I am having a really hard time in life right now with things. I am trying to keep it together, but it is really hard for me. Please pray for peace and serenity in my heart, body, soul, and mind. I need every ounce I can get. Thanks.

Well in 2 days I have basically completed Baylee's Christmas shopping other than a camera that we are going to find together. I can't believe it! I hit the jackpot with items on her list all in one place.....I am a shopping MACHINE! I am a PRO! I am done with Ronnie unless I run across something else along with way. Don't have anything for dad yet...he is soooooo difficult. Always ends up returning everything.....whatever....he is a brat. :) I need some ideas for mama. I have 2 items that I am not going to list because she gets on here sometimes. Jeffrey....prob gonna get one or 2 more small things. Then I got Tyler a really cute Cars chair that he will LOVE....especially cuz it is from Aunt Graycie. Wuv him soooo much! Need to get my girlfriends things. We are going to Dallas this weekend and on Sunday I am going to finish ALL of my shopping. Every last bit of it. So glad. I figured that I would be running around last minute since I got started so late this year. Whatever! I am GOOOOOOOOOD! Anyways....Dallas this weekend means Orange Cup....haven't had it in WEEKS! I am in NEED! Alright....gotta get back to work....lots to do! Plus I gotta decorate the Christmas Tree and put out decorations here too! GAW!

1- I think part of a best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you are wrong. 3- I totally take back all those time that I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4- There is a great need for a sarcasm font. 5- How the heck are you suppose to fold a fitted sheet? 6- Was learning cursive really necessary? 7- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5, cuz I am pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood. 8- Obituaries would be more interesting if they told you how they died. 9- I can't remember the last time that I wasn't at least a little tired. 10- Bad decisions make good stories. 11- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a time everyday at work when you just know that you aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12- Can we all just agree to ignore what come after BlueRay? I really don't want to start my collection over AGAIN! 13- I am always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save changes to the 10 page research paper that I swear I didn't make changes to. 14- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this-EVER! 15- I absolutely hate when I miss a call on the last right and then call right back and it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. WTF...you JUST called me. 16- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then NOT seeing a single person all day.....what a waste. 17- I keep some people's numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer their calls. 18- I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 19- Still don't understand why hotdog buns are sold in packs of 10 and hot dogs in packs of 8. 20- I disagree with Kay Jewelry....I would bet anything that on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Bud Light then with "Kay".

Consistency is the key always.......in cake batter and in life.

I would like to inform the congregation that I have beat my past month in texts. Last month's texting totals for sending and receiving was 2,445. This last month was, drum roll please............a grand total of 3,109!!!!!!!!!! Setting new records everyday! I am a baller....what can I say....