SLAPPY NEW HAIR!!!!!

Slappy New Hair!!!!!! I mean, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! I have already started the new year off with a bang!....or well a rip....not really a bang. I was loading the dogs into Ronnie's truck this morning in my wool trousers and I squatted down to lift Zoey in, and um, well, I, uh, ummmmm.....well let me start off by saying that my pants ARE NOT tight! Hard to believe, I know, but they are wool trouser pants for goodness sake.....you CANT have these tight! There is NO give in them WHATSOEVER! Anyways.....I ripped them. I heard it. Yeah so what....quit laughing.....I mean it.....stop laughing.....it's not funny! I am VERY upset about it! They are from Anthropologie! My fav store ever! And I had an emotional attachment to these pants. They were very near and dear to me....and apparently my butt. Sniff sniff.....sniff.....sniff sniff.....why me. I eat good.....good pancakes and cookies.....no really.....I haven't had a cookie or cupcake or pancake since New Year's morning for brunch! And that is a loooooong time for this pancake eating fool! My mama offered to make me pancakes last night for supper and I turned them down! Now that is some serious commitment and craziness on my part! I am determined to not rip another expensive pair of trousers.....farewell trousers. RIP Wool Trousers. Oh wait.....HA! That is funny! RIP.....get it?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!