Eventful Friday= Bad Scoobs

So, as you all know, I purchased my first dress form....which I have googled the SNOT out of what to do to make the boobs bigger (like something to pin on or something...no luck....but definitely a lot of cross dressing options-yuck!) Anyways.....I was working on my first tube top that I needed to take in on the sides....and I had 8 pins stuck in front of me on the floor. Scoobs kept coming up trying to take them. I had to keep pushing him away. Ronnie came up the stairs and I looked away for like 5 seconds! That little snothead grabbed 2 pins and ran off to play/ eat them! I grabbed him and looked in his mouth and he had a pin go through his gums and come out on the other side by his cheek and it was bent at a 90 degree angle! I mean seriously?!?!?!?!? It took both Ronnie and I to hold him down to get it out with some needlenose pliers. He was acting like we were trying to kill him with as crazy as he was being! I was crying my head off of course cuz I was scared he was gonna swallow it....ugh! And I thought that I was gonna have a quiet relaxing evening to start the weekend off by working on my dress form while watching TV....thanks a lot SCOOBS! Somehow in the emergency, he bit my thumb on both sides of my nail and his teeth went underneath! I can't use my thumb now! Thanks a lot Scoobs, now I can't paint my fingernails, do cartwheels, suck my thumb, OR text fast enough! GAW!
PS- Scoobs has FULLY recovered and is being a super pest :)