Top 20 Misc Thoughts.....

1- I think part of a best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you are wrong. 3- I totally take back all those time that I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4- There is a great need for a sarcasm font. 5- How the heck are you suppose to fold a fitted sheet? 6- Was learning cursive really necessary? 7- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5, cuz I am pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood. 8- Obituaries would be more interesting if they told you how they died. 9- I can't remember the last time that I wasn't at least a little tired. 10- Bad decisions make good stories. 11- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a time everyday at work when you just know that you aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12- Can we all just agree to ignore what come after BlueRay? I really don't want to start my collection over AGAIN! 13- I am always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save changes to the 10 page research paper that I swear I didn't make changes to. 14- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this-EVER! 15- I absolutely hate when I miss a call on the last right and then call right back and it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. WTF...you JUST called me. 16- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then NOT seeing a single person all day.....what a waste. 17- I keep some people's numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer their calls. 18- I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 19- Still don't understand why hotdog buns are sold in packs of 10 and hot dogs in packs of 8. 20- I disagree with Kay Jewelry....I would bet anything that on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Bud Light then with "Kay".