Just Say No to Kardashian!

Well, I was reading the major headlines around the world today, as I do everyday since I care so much about politics and global warming and the effects that aerosol cans have on youth...anyways, once TMZ loaded on my phone, I noticed that there was a headline about boycotting the Kardashians. I am not gonna lie, I watch their shows....NOT because they are interesting and hold any kind of worth to me, but because you can't take your eyes off of a car wreck...and they wear cute clothes. Well of course I had to click on the title....I wanted to see who was brave enough to battles the Kardashians and all their glory. They listed a website called change.org and said that people were making petitions to boycott the Kardashians. Well of course I had to go to this website and see how many signatures they were getting! DUH! Well little did I know that this was an actual website that people can go to in order to sign petitions, support petitions, search for petitions, and create petitions! Of course I signed up! Of course I signed the Kardashian one too....anyone with a right mind and the hope that man kind will prevail against stupidity and complete Kardashian take over would sign it! Point of this post? I signed about 38 petitions...all against the Kardashians and animal cruelty. I suggest that everyone STOPS what they are doing, after reading my blog of course, and go to www.change.org and look into what they have. Sign all the Kardashian petitions and all the animal cruelty ones too. There was one on there against banning this tradition in Italy about lighting a live bull on fire in front of a crowd! Are you kidding me? That is ridiculous! A live bull? I mean, do we not have anything else to do other than lighting a live bull on fire? I am more ok with them lighting a live HUMAN on fire than I am a bull! That is ridiculous! I can think of about 3 people RIGHT NOW that I would volunteer to light on fire in front of a crowd! Wait, did I just say that out loud....whoopsie.....go to www.change.org and do some good today....tell the Kardashians once and for all that being workaholic, greedy, bratty, having long silky fake hair and eyelashes, driving rarnge rovers, living a ridiculous lifestyle, and having big ugly cellulite booties is NOT what being an American is about! America is about freedom of speech, hot dogs at games, fireworks at 4th of July, a Starbucks at every corner, frozen yogurt, bratty kids that need spankings and to be locked in a closet, and the right to bears arms in Texas. AMEN!