Letters to Kim & Kris

Dear Kim Kardashian,
I would like to take this moment to say a few things....
Wow, 72 days! You probably have had extensions in your hair longer than your marriage! Thank you for sending the message to all your young fans that a marriage is NOT something worth working on. I am sure that all the mothers of these young fans of yours are thrilled to know that they have such an endearing role model as yourself. I think that your reality show's season is longer than 72 days as well. Obviously we don't know the "behind the scenes" situations that led you to this "painful decision"....but I am sure that they are wise things to base a decision like this on. I mean, you are so right about not wanting to "downgrade your lifestyle" to be with your husband. That would be a shame! Material things are so much more important that anything else....to you at least. At one point or another, we all fight with our spouse. How you handle the aftermath is what shows your character. Backing out of a marriage after 72 days is not speaking very highly of yourself. I am not one to judge any individual. Especially one that I do not know personally. I wouldn't consider my thought on this subject, judging you. I would consider them as intelligent character assessments. I am just saying...

Dear Kris Humphries,
Honey, consider it a blessing that you were only 72 days into this thing before she bowed out so gracefully. True character shines when put to the test. I am pretty sure that her character is screaming "self absorbed" at this point. Anyone who backs out of a marriage that quickly, doesn't deserve someone to be committed to them. Have y'all even had time to argue about anything yet? I am pretty sure, the fact that she didn't take your name or merge your lives together in a household came up in the 15 minute argument y'all were able to have in her long commitment to marriage #2. As for her keeping the ring...everyone in America can vouch for the fact that we are all 100% sure that etiquette is not something practiced daily in their household. On the other hand, what did you expect. Anyone who isn't going to "downgrade their lifestyle for you" pretty much sets the ending pretty loud and clear. I know all to well that love is blind. But if you turn on channel 114 (E!), they have so graciously documented the entire ordeal for you so you can see what really is happening. Isn't that sweet of them? Tisk tisk Kris. Maybe if you would have changed YOUR last name from Humphries to Kardashian, you would be able to get on the bandwagon with the rest of the nut jobs in the family. They say that for every year that you are married to someone, it takes 7 years to get over them. In that case, you only have 505 days for this whole thing to be out behind you. I leave you with the newest Chinese proverb that I think they should add: May all of your hard times be as short as a Kardashian marriage.

Sincerely,
Grayce Weaver

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