Friday, November 11, 2011

Total Bust?

Ok, so I USE to track my daily calorie intake....and I have TOTALLY slacked off....as in, the only tracking that I do, is making sure that I don't drop a french fry. (mmmm french fries...)WHOOPSIE!!!!!! Anyways, today was the day to REstart the tracking in the CORRECT WAY....not too thrilled, but hey, I will be thrilled when the muffin top goes away. Oooooo chocolate chip muffins....STAY FOCUSED!

I haven't been too active since July....totally not because of laziness.....it's cuz of my joints hurting and swelling. It has toned down a LOT and I think that I could handle taking a walk. I can't do lunges or anything that requires a lot of bending at the knees and putting weight on my knees. Hmmmmm well that pretty much means I can't do ANYTHING! LOL

Ok, back to the reason for this post (no I am not ADD at all.....), calorie counting....I just finished lunch....and I am already one calorie over. I haven't had my afternoon snack, any glasses of milk yet, or supper for crying out loud! It is only 2:15 in the afternoon....do you realize how many calories that supper will be? I mean, I am hitting up Pinkberry when I pull back into town tonight on the way to the house and that is a guaranteed 253 calories for the peppermint flavor WITHOUT toppings.....I wonder if I drink a lot of water if it will "flush out" enough calories to get the large Pinkberry and not matter.....hmmmmmmmm...
..........still thinking........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......................
What GOOGLE? You said it DOES work like that?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
......but I have to what?........WORK OUT?
FORGET THAT CRAP! I will go throw up lunch and THEN have calorie room for pinkberry!
Does it look like I need any more muscles in this bod of mine? UM NO! I don't want to put everyone else to shame!!!!!
Nope...didn't think so....and I just don't feel like having to worry about other women being completely jealous of me.....nope....
NU-
-UH!

Especially when I wear my super intimidating leather biker jacket.....don't act like you aren't scared or jealous.....don't even try....I can see straight through that act....all the way down to your superman underpants.....
...this is what happened to that last sucker who acted like they weren't scared....I killed him and made shoes out of him.....

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