Wednesday, August 17, 2011

REAL Jersey Shore House

So we all know The Jersey Shore show on MTV....and if you don't know what I am talking about, then even Jesus thinks you need to wake up. Everyone knows Snooki. LOL. Well I noticed that one of the titles on yahoo was "Real houses of the Jersey Shore" or something along those lines. So of COURSE I needed to know what they were. I needed to compare for when they cast me in the next Jerseylicious TV show. Lucky for the producers, I have found the perfect house! BAM!
I mean, WHERE DO I SIGN UP! I love it! I would love it anywhere that it sat! Even in the dirtiest state of all America...Louisiana (don't get offended you Cajuns, if you were honest with yourself and everyone around you, you would admit out loud that you hover over the toilet seat at your own house instead of sitting on it). OK, after that last comment that I made, maybe not if it was in Louisiana....cuz then it would start to stink and collect dirt and mold and then alligators would wander up along with bums missing teeth and ranting and raving about some shrimp that bit them and they are suing Hurricane Katrina....lol....yeah I have no idea where that just came from....

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