Accomplishing Life One Outfit At A Time...

It is rare that I come across an item that I simply CANNOT live without.....ok maybe not that rare. But it is pretty rare to find something you cannot live without WITHOUT leaving the house! SEE, I have accomplished the unaccomplishable! Spell check says that "unaccomplishable" is not a word....I freakin beg to differ! If Beyonce can legalize the word "bootylicious", well I can legalize the word "unaccomplishable" dagnabit! And HERE are the unaccomplishable accomplished things that I have run across today that I simply CANNOT live without....
....until I saw the price tags and realized that all this talk about Beyonce DOESN'T mean that I have the same funds as her. But you know what, I am pretty sure that I deserve it. I mean, look at the word that I came up with! IT'S SUPERB! IT'S UNIQUE! IT'S A BOOTYLICIOUS WORD! You know what....spell check doesn't even recognize "bootylicious"....what is WRONG with the world today! No world peace, no free stuff at anthropologie, no pool in my backyard anymore, no spell check recognizing "bootylicious"....I mean, we have all gone mad here.....including myself...guess I will go eat worms...or cookies...whichever are more accessible....

Mom, can I have $843 please?....it is for a good cause.....