I Am Now An Indian!...

How. I come in peace. My name is Shopaholic Cake Lover Writing Flower. I am new here. I was initiated into the Pink Clan this morning with my permanent feather.
See? Isn't it so pretty?!?!?!? It sparkle like diamond in sky! I loooooooooove it! Ok, whoops, back to official business. Ahem.....

My first duty is to my clan and name. So I must recite the duties that I must uphold in order to keep my name that has been given to me by Yamie Smile Hotdog Lover Child (aka Jamie).

"Shopaholic Cake Lover Writing Flower: Lover of shopping. Lover of all things cake. Lover of writing on her blog. Lover of flower. You must always shop, always eat cake, always write, and always sniff flowers. Do you agree to these terms in order to keep your feather?"


Does a fat baby poop?

DUH!