Funny Lunch Experience....

Ok, so I went to Hancock Fabrics at lunch to get some things. One of the items that I needed was something to put on my dressform to make the boobs waaaaaaaay bigger. I went up to one lady (apparently the most conservative lady in there....just my luck) and said, "Excuse me ma'am. I bought a dressform in here a couple of weeks ago and the size of the boobs are tiny. I need to make them double d's....what do you suggest?".....I thought her eyes were going to pop out of her head! Apparently, the word "boob" is the same as dropping the F-bomb. She looked around to see if anyone had heard me! It was hilarious! Had I known the kind of reaction that I was going to get, I would have played it up and yanked one out to show her the size or something! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!