Tidbits from Grayce

I am thinking this color for my hair after the wedding.....I wanna be just like Lizzie Maguire! Lol

Christa makes a WAAAAY better chipmunk/monkey face than me....I must go practice in the mirror....

Chloe is a big girl now!!! Her is sitting up all by herself! No more face planting! Lol!

Got to see my long lost fren Stephanie....I mean Bethany for breakfast yesterday!!! Sure do miss me some Bethany!

Happy Early Thanksgiving all! I am thankful that I am fluent in 3 languages just like this lady below....

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I forgot to put which item I was talking about in the picture with Victoria Beckham and her little girl.....I was MOST DEF referring to the FUR COAT! Yesssssssssssssss!

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Best thing ever purchased from Nordstrom......Hello Kitty Rainbow Walking on Clouds Slippers......heavenly.....and from the kids department.....lol

Obviously, I was waaaaay more athletic than Jeffrey.....videos don't lie....

The good ol days.......Jeff still pouts like this when he doesn't get his way.....and I am pretty sure I can still hoola hoop like a pro....

Watching the movie Bridesmaids for the 47,358th time this year.....I am already laughing at the scenes that haven't even played yet....I love this movie. I hope that Brettany and I can reenact some of the speeches and stuff at the wedding.....it would be so funny.....

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My first attempt at nail design/art that I pinned on my pinterest board "Claw your little eyes out". It has all the nail designs that I want to try. So cute!!!

I love u blush colored furry shrug. Today, my outfit would be nothing without u! U make me happy and make my hippie exterior very genuine. :) Yea for faux fur!

Taking my Nilla for a walk for the first time since end of July when my arthritis and body pains. Fingers croessed that I won't hurt too bad afterwards and I can keep taking her! Baxter is next!

Do u believe in love at first sight? After seeing this picture I do for sure! I mean, how perfect is this?!? So cute and adorable!!!! I want one! This just tells my heart and mind that I am ready for one.....it is a must from this moment on.....I need one.....right now.....most DEFINATELY. No question about it.

I am sitting in the theatre....alone.....waiting for Stia and Ronnie to get here......painting my fingernails and eating gummy worms.....waiting for the rapture, I mean Breaking Dawn Part 1 to start at 1:30!!!!!!

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I forgot to include my excited face in the Breaking Dawn Part 1 post....so here ya go!
Oh! I got my hair did last night....here is the finished product...this pale blonde goes really good with my pale skin.....lol

Ok, so Breaking Dawn Part 1 comes out tomorrow. Usually, I have re-read all the books and would have been posting a count down....what is wrong with me?!?!?!?!!? I am so excited and you would never know it. Have I grown up and not realized it? I don't want to act like an adult about this...I want everyone to know that I am a giddy teen over this movie! LOL. I am soooooo disappointed in myself COMPLETELY! I expected more out of myself. WAY more. WAY better. WAY more enthusiasm. So let's just start the countdown today so I feel like I am part of the tizzy that America is in right now with the opening of this movie....which by the way, I am NOT going to the midnight showing tonight...which I am completely disappointed in myself about THAT too! I have broken tradition with myself! I have, however, had my tickets for a month. So that at least shows that I love it....lol OK....

COUNTDOWN TO BREAKING DAWN PART 1: ONE MORE DAY! WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO! I gotta go make my I LOVE EDWARD and TEAM EDWARD shirts. LOL

Yes, I totally took off half a day to go to the afternoon showing of this. That shows a LITTLE bit of psycho in me, huh?

P.S.- Stephanie, I mean Bethany....this is all your fault. I have no one to share my enthusiasm with. If you were in Texas, I would have already gotten my tattoo and Edward attire. I still have an extra ticket if you can catch the red eye....just saying....

Just heard that my friend Jessica Shirley's house burned down last night. So sad to hear. I am so glad her family got out safe! My heart goes out to them. Yes, it is all material things at the end of the day that don't matter, but they are also memories and that was their home. It is hard to deal with hardships like this around the holidays. Please pray for her and her family!

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Yeah, it takes 2 people to blow dry my hair when I get it done cuz its so thick....LOL

Well, I was reading the major headlines around the world today, as I do everyday since I care so much about politics and global warming and the effects that aerosol cans have on youth...anyways, once TMZ loaded on my phone, I noticed that there was a headline about boycotting the Kardashians. I am not gonna lie, I watch their shows....NOT because they are interesting and hold any kind of worth to me, but because you can't take your eyes off of a car wreck...and they wear cute clothes. Well of course I had to click on the title....I wanted to see who was brave enough to battles the Kardashians and all their glory. They listed a website called change.org and said that people were making petitions to boycott the Kardashians. Well of course I had to go to this website and see how many signatures they were getting! DUH! Well little did I know that this was an actual website that people can go to in order to sign petitions, support petitions, search for petitions, and create petitions! Of course I signed up! Of course I signed the Kardashian one too....anyone with a right mind and the hope that man kind will prevail against stupidity and complete Kardashian take over would sign it! Point of this post? I signed about 38 petitions...all against the Kardashians and animal cruelty. I suggest that everyone STOPS what they are doing, after reading my blog of course, and go to www.change.org and look into what they have. Sign all the Kardashian petitions and all the animal cruelty ones too. There was one on there against banning this tradition in Italy about lighting a live bull on fire in front of a crowd! Are you kidding me? That is ridiculous! A live bull? I mean, do we not have anything else to do other than lighting a live bull on fire? I am more ok with them lighting a live HUMAN on fire than I am a bull! That is ridiculous! I can think of about 3 people RIGHT NOW that I would volunteer to light on fire in front of a crowd! Wait, did I just say that out loud....whoopsie.....go to www.change.org and do some good today....tell the Kardashians once and for all that being workaholic, greedy, bratty, having long silky fake hair and eyelashes, driving rarnge rovers, living a ridiculous lifestyle, and having big ugly cellulite booties is NOT what being an American is about! America is about freedom of speech, hot dogs at games, fireworks at 4th of July, a Starbucks at every corner, frozen yogurt, bratty kids that need spankings and to be locked in a closet, and the right to bears arms in Texas. AMEN!

Nordstrom doesn't know how to spell....

Bridesmaids: "Stop it! You are more beautiful than Cinderella! You smell like pine needles and you have a face like sunshine!"

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Well, I would like to take this time to apologize to Zoey for mentally blaming her for ruining my wood floors.

Last Tuesday, I noticed that Zoey had peed on the dining room rug. Well then I noticed that my wood floors looked a little different. Everywhere that I stepped, liquid would come up from the seams in the floor....and there was a LOT of liquid. I just thought that Zoey had set the world record for amount peed in a single squat.....that kept multiplying...every hour....So I dry vacked the floor for about, oh 2 HOURS and got NO WHERE. Then I decided that laying down towels and jumping up and down on the floor to squish the liquid out was my best bet. And for all of yall thinking that was a dumb move...no it wasn't....it worked the best! SO THERE! BOOYAH! IN YO FACE! ok ok ok....moving on...

I had to go to Longview that night. So I turned some fans on the floor crossed my fingers, loaded up my mini zoo, and headed to Longview completely panicked that I was gonna come back and the floor would be a goner.

So I get back home Friday night.... to discover that the floor was warped and bubbled up and basically ruined. Did I mention that there was MORE liquid under the floor and you could hear it when you walked? Yeah, well I left that part out because it gives me anxiety just thinking about it now. Anyways....of course Ronnie noticed when he first walked in the door...like a blood hound to a raccoon in the kitchen....I mean, he doesn't notice when I get my hair done and I walk through that door...but he sure did notice that stinking floor! Ok ok ok...Ronnie said that we just had to wait for the water to dry and evaporate out of the floor which would take a while. Great, I just LOVE those kind of answers....it is kind of like when you ask someone where they want to eat and they say that they don't care, so then you suggest a place and they say no to that place...well then hot stuff, why did you say that you don't care if you really are gonna have an opinion?!?!?! HUH!? HUH!?!?! Ok ok ok...sorry.

So Sunday morning I am in the kitchen feeding the dogs and I hear a loud pop. I go tell Ronnie so that he can check out the loud pop that already happened that he didn't hear. Yeah, made perfect sense to me too! LOL. So then Ronnie gets in the shower and asks if I paid the bill cuz we had no hot water...(the nerve, yeah he asked me out loud too...I know...totally rude...lol) Then the light bulb came on and it all made perfect sense. Water under the floor, loud pop, no hot water....the hot water heater had exploded. It wasn't Zoey's fault! YESSSSSSSSSSS...do you know how glad that I am that it was the hot water heater and NOT Zoey's fault? And just for the record....Zoey didn't get a spanking, or a talking to, or told that she was bad....

ANYWAYS...$600 and an afternoon later, we have hot water again, a old rusty exploded hot water heater in the backyard to start our "redneck wasteland" art collection, the same warped floors that we have to have patience and wait for the water to evaporate out of (I am totally not good at this waiting crap....not my style), and a very large cardboard box that Ronnie completely destroyed with his manly pocket knife while taking the new hot water heater out. Are you jealous? I know you are. My life is ANYTHING but ordinary and boring....so anytime that you want to switch for an afternoon...just let me know...I am sure that can be arranged.

Ok, so I USE to track my daily calorie intake....and I have TOTALLY slacked off....as in, the only tracking that I do, is making sure that I don't drop a french fry. (mmmm french fries...)WHOOPSIE!!!!!! Anyways, today was the day to REstart the tracking in the CORRECT WAY....not too thrilled, but hey, I will be thrilled when the muffin top goes away. Oooooo chocolate chip muffins....STAY FOCUSED!

I haven't been too active since July....totally not because of laziness.....it's cuz of my joints hurting and swelling. It has toned down a LOT and I think that I could handle taking a walk. I can't do lunges or anything that requires a lot of bending at the knees and putting weight on my knees. Hmmmmm well that pretty much means I can't do ANYTHING! LOL

Ok, back to the reason for this post (no I am not ADD at all.....), calorie counting....I just finished lunch....and I am already one calorie over. I haven't had my afternoon snack, any glasses of milk yet, or supper for crying out loud! It is only 2:15 in the afternoon....do you realize how many calories that supper will be? I mean, I am hitting up Pinkberry when I pull back into town tonight on the way to the house and that is a guaranteed 253 calories for the peppermint flavor WITHOUT toppings.....I wonder if I drink a lot of water if it will "flush out" enough calories to get the large Pinkberry and not matter.....hmmmmmmmm...
..........still thinking........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......................
What GOOGLE? You said it DOES work like that?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
......but I have to what?........WORK OUT?
FORGET THAT CRAP! I will go throw up lunch and THEN have calorie room for pinkberry!
Does it look like I need any more muscles in this bod of mine? UM NO! I don't want to put everyone else to shame!!!!!
Nope...didn't think so....and I just don't feel like having to worry about other women being completely jealous of me.....nope....
NU-
-UH!

Especially when I wear my super intimidating leather biker jacket.....don't act like you aren't scared or jealous.....don't even try....I can see straight through that act....all the way down to your superman underpants.....
...this is what happened to that last sucker who acted like they weren't scared....I killed him and made shoes out of him.....

It is almost 11:11:11 on 11/11/11....this should be the biggest wish ever for anyone everywhere making it!!!!!!!!!!
I WISH FOR CAKE AND CANDY TO FALL DOWN ON ME LIKE MANNA FROM HEAVEN! lol

A client of ours at work, MyPlates, is having a 7 day 7 character license plates sale! If you live in the state of Texas and want a personalized license plate, go to www.myplates.com to get one for yourself! Great gift idea as well!

I have decided that I want a pen pal....like a legitimate person that I don't know and will never meet but that we wrote back and forth and use the actual snail mail service....

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"Don't you worry your pretty little mind. People throw rocks at things that shine..."

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Run, do not walk, RUN to the nearest Pinkberry to get their new flavor peppermint. Omg....I have fallen in love all over again!💘

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Since it is sort of almost Thanksgiving, I am gonna list a few of my favorite things in life that I am thankful for: corn, caramel apple suckers, new nail polish, watching a funny movie, seeing Nilla run around the house all happy, seeing Zoey play in her old age, taking my hair down after a shower and being able to smell my conditioner still, being able to zip a size 27 jeans still, having to get an extra small in something, waking up in the middle of the night and Scooby is all snuggle up close to my face and he is completely passed out, knowing that I have a good heart, funny phrases on Pinterest, Baxter coming over and putting both paws on my shoulders and licking my face, oatmeal from McDonald's with fresh fruit in it, reading a good book, kissing my husband, Louis Vuitton, baby animals, dessert, more dessert, dessert for breakfast, having a small meal so I can order dessert, macaroni & cheese, milk, going to the movies, "Hello! Is JANE there!!", knowing my family loves me as much as I love them, having a good relationship with my brother, Italian margaritas and stuffed mushrooms from Carino's, sushi, warm cookies, putting an outfit together and knowing that no one else in the whole world has the same thing on that I do, sleeping in, accomplishing something that I have worked really hard on, candles from Bath & Body Works, peach flavored sparkly lip gloss, making someone else smile, fake eyelashes......did I say that I was gonna mention a few?.....whoopsie.....

Well I totally forgot about posting some pics from the bridal shower for Christa. Here are a few I have on my phone!!!!

Dear Kim Kardashian,
I would like to take this moment to say a few things....
Wow, 72 days! You probably have had extensions in your hair longer than your marriage! Thank you for sending the message to all your young fans that a marriage is NOT something worth working on. I am sure that all the mothers of these young fans of yours are thrilled to know that they have such an endearing role model as yourself. I think that your reality show's season is longer than 72 days as well. Obviously we don't know the "behind the scenes" situations that led you to this "painful decision"....but I am sure that they are wise things to base a decision like this on. I mean, you are so right about not wanting to "downgrade your lifestyle" to be with your husband. That would be a shame! Material things are so much more important that anything else....to you at least. At one point or another, we all fight with our spouse. How you handle the aftermath is what shows your character. Backing out of a marriage after 72 days is not speaking very highly of yourself. I am not one to judge any individual. Especially one that I do not know personally. I wouldn't consider my thought on this subject, judging you. I would consider them as intelligent character assessments. I am just saying...

Dear Kris Humphries,
Honey, consider it a blessing that you were only 72 days into this thing before she bowed out so gracefully. True character shines when put to the test. I am pretty sure that her character is screaming "self absorbed" at this point. Anyone who backs out of a marriage that quickly, doesn't deserve someone to be committed to them. Have y'all even had time to argue about anything yet? I am pretty sure, the fact that she didn't take your name or merge your lives together in a household came up in the 15 minute argument y'all were able to have in her long commitment to marriage #2. As for her keeping the ring...everyone in America can vouch for the fact that we are all 100% sure that etiquette is not something practiced daily in their household. On the other hand, what did you expect. Anyone who isn't going to "downgrade their lifestyle for you" pretty much sets the ending pretty loud and clear. I know all to well that love is blind. But if you turn on channel 114 (E!), they have so graciously documented the entire ordeal for you so you can see what really is happening. Isn't that sweet of them? Tisk tisk Kris. Maybe if you would have changed YOUR last name from Humphries to Kardashian, you would be able to get on the bandwagon with the rest of the nut jobs in the family. They say that for every year that you are married to someone, it takes 7 years to get over them. In that case, you only have 505 days for this whole thing to be out behind you. I leave you with the newest Chinese proverb that I think they should add: May all of your hard times be as short as a Kardashian marriage.

Sincerely,
Grayce Weaver

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My biggest fear.....fat flat booty and too small clothes.....Lord take me at that point please.....

Well my mother took me to my very 1st Estate Sale yesterday for my lunch break. I didn't know what to expect....well ok, I won't lie...I expected moth balls, walkers, and a bunch of teapots. LOL. WELL, little did I know that I would find the starting piece for my new"closet". I am turning my back spare room into a closet/ dressing room. I wanted a couch for the room too. I didn't know what kind, color, ANYTHING.... But when I walked into the Estate Sale yesterday, I saw the couch I wasn't really looking for....ugliest thing you have ever seen...but to me, it was perfection in a bright floral tacky form that I thought was absolutely perfect and beautiful. We can call it love at first sight. Usually this happens in Anthropologie at least 4-5 times a week....and usually the items are no less than $128 each. So needless to say, I don't purchase them. Instead, I am forced to have the love of my life ripped from my very hands, given back to the employee, and the police escort me out, call Ronnie, and he comes to get me (totally kidding). ANYWAYS....THIS love at first sight piece was a whopping $50. Can you believe it?!?!?!?!?! $50...that is 2 tans in the stand up bed and one tube of MAC Mascara. That my friend is RIDONKULOUS! I have never been attracted to anything that cheap in such a perfect form! Needless to say, I flung myself, in my 6 inch high heels and high waisted bell bottom Seven jeans, on that couch while making it rain $50 to the lady at the door and that couch was MINE! Feast your eyes on the blue, green, turquoise floral couch of your very dreams!!!!!!
Oh, one more thing.....a couch of this stature, I knew would be at LEAST $3,000 at Anthropologie....well dear followers of mine...I was right again.
WHO'S THE SUCKER NOW ANTHROPOLOGIE!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT!

I am pretty sure my whole day is shot.....I had candy and tortilla chips for breakfast.....I should just give up now and go get a cupcake.....

You heard the woman...I am a way of LIFE! lol

Why hello there....where have you been all my life?.....I love you....you and all your purpley silky highwaisted goodness....

Oh my goodness....I just died laughing....

I honored my mother today by eating 2 cupcakes she made! I honored my father by letting him pay for lunch! LOL

Please pray for my Zoey. She is having a hard time eating. She woke me up this morning at 5am to take her outside. She was throwing up. Her don't feel so hot today.

I have been having a hard time getting her to eat for the last month or so. She is suppose to be eating the exact same thing twice a day so that we can regulate her diabetes. Well she stopped eating the food that she has been eating for about a year or so now. I had to switch to another food. Well now she is starting to refuse that food too. I can't keep switching her food up. It is making her diabetes go out of control and that is not good. My fingers are crossed that everything will be fine and she will start eating normally again.

Little Zo will be 10 years old on 11/15/11. Her is my old grandma doggie! Most faithful and loving doggie anyone could ever have. I use to be scared of dogs and not like them at all. Zoey was my very first doggie. She opened my heart up to dogs and made me fall in love. She will always be my first love though. :)