Ok, another home run for Chelsea Handler....thank you for making me laugh so hard that I almost pee my pants, that I have people staring at me in public because I am trying to stop snorting and laughing so loud, and that my husband thinks that FOR SURE there is something wrong with me and my ability to amuse myself so easily.

P.S. No mother, u don't need to read this book either.....please don't. U will never look at my the same again. Lol