Give it up Jessica.....the cat is out of the bag, the bird has flown the coop, the eagle has landed, the turkey has been bastered, the butter has melted, the buns have risen, the egg has cracked, the bear has stolen the honey, Elvis has left the building, the heel has broken off the shoe, the candle has been burned out, the balloon has popped, the flower has wilted, the grass is brown, the cereal is mushy, the milk is lukewarm, the yogurt has expired, the ice cream has melted, the clown's nose has fallen off, the glass has been shattered, the cupcake has been eaten, the toast has been dropped butter side down, Santa has been sold into slavery, Lady Gaga has worn blue jeans and a t-shirt, Beyonce is wearing flats, and Jesus has risen......FOR THE LOVE....Just admit it......you are not bloated.....THAT is a baby bump. A LARGE baby bump.....black doesn't slim everything....the end.