Tidbits from Grayce

These items are an even bigger necessity in life....and they are wedding appropriate colors....I need them....NOW! Right now I tell you! I am on the list to be notified when my size comes in....I wonder how far down on the list that I am.....crap! I must call them IMMEDIATELY!

It is rare that I come across an item that I simply CANNOT live without.....ok maybe not that rare. But it is pretty rare to find something you cannot live without WITHOUT leaving the house! SEE, I have accomplished the unaccomplishable! Spell check says that "unaccomplishable" is not a word....I freakin beg to differ! If Beyonce can legalize the word "bootylicious", well I can legalize the word "unaccomplishable" dagnabit! And HERE are the unaccomplishable accomplished things that I have run across today that I simply CANNOT live without....
....until I saw the price tags and realized that all this talk about Beyonce DOESN'T mean that I have the same funds as her. But you know what, I am pretty sure that I deserve it. I mean, look at the word that I came up with! IT'S SUPERB! IT'S UNIQUE! IT'S A BOOTYLICIOUS WORD! You know what....spell check doesn't even recognize "bootylicious"....what is WRONG with the world today! No world peace, no free stuff at anthropologie, no pool in my backyard anymore, no spell check recognizing "bootylicious"....I mean, we have all gone mad here.....including myself...guess I will go eat worms...or cookies...whichever are more accessible....

Mom, can I have $843 please?....it is for a good cause.....

Monday's words of wisdom that Jesus wants me to tell you....

Not a single word mother. Not a single word.....

I hope this is me....cuz I want it to be.

Um I am pretty sure that if you could sum up my name with a look, it would be this one. LOL

I am PRETTY sure that I am in desperate need of this outfit....and I don't care what anyone thinks about it. I like it. THE END!

I would like to take a minute to explain WHY I am posting a pic that MOST people would be embarrassed about posting or even SEEING of themselves. My dad thinks that he can use this pic as blackmail one day for whatever need be. WELL, my message for my manipulative father (just kidding about that part, but it fits really well with this, so just go with it), is that the photo can't be blackmail if the necessary party is not embarrassed easily. AND that i am actually sorting thru all the presents that I purchased for him for Christmas. So how dare he try to make fun of me! Lol

Yes, even my butt crack is tan. But please keep in mind that this photo is really old....like 4 years ago.....but I still own those cupcake pants AND the sweatshirt....they are my Fav!

Omg......dying for this dress....completely.....and utterly DYING for this dress. U can't see it in the pic, BUT the bottom part of the skirt is sheer. SO beautiful!

Jerk has my ombre hair color, the hair length, the leather shorts, the strappy leather and wooden sandals, AND a cupcake balloon. I mean....let's pretend that is me.....cuz I want it to be! Lol

I love this photo. Someone posted this on Instagram.

Never, I REPEAT, NEVER go into the Canton Travel Plaza off I-20. I am pretty sure the Hills Have Eyes freaks run that joint and congregate there!!!!

This story literally brought me to tears today at work. You can read the entire story here:

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/44271018/ns/today-today_pets_and_animals/?GT1=43001

The dog above was owned by one of the Navy Seals that was killed Aug 6th in Afghanistan, which is in the casket that he is laying by. They say in the story that the dog walked down the aisle at the beginning of the funeral, got to the casket, sighed really deeply and laid down...being the faithful doggy that he was til the very end. I can barely type right now because I am crying! lol

This story is such a true reflection of a loyal dog. It reminds me of my Zoey. Her is an ever faithful doggy. Loving even when in pain. Still wagging her tail even when tired. She will wake up just to come lick your face and let you know she loves you. She has overcome obstacles in her life that most dogs would just give out on. I know that she won't give up because she loves me and knows that I need her as long as possible. She has taken such wonderful care of me through many trials I have faced in my life, knowing always when to let me know that she is still there to love me. I can only hope that I have loved her just as faithfully as she has loved me.

I am gonna give her a big long hug, kiss, and take her on a "blind doggy's walk" when I get off work today (which means wander in a circle for 15 minutes...lol).

Check out today's fabulous belt! I love it. Totally gonna be my "go to" belt for fall fo sheezy! Rockin it with Vintage Johnny Was black dress! Curtesy of Cherry Hill! Loving the Office Depot box in the back....lol

Mama and I just passed this car and I kid u not, someone had written "Big Booty Judy" on the side of the window. Only in East Texas.

Do these count as life goals? Cuz they are on my bucket list.....

OMG....it's so FLUFFY!!

My ninja name is JISHIKAFUMIKU

Starting to read "Are U There Vodka? It's Me Chelsea!" for the 2nd time this month....did I mention how much I LOVE this book?!?!

Happy Friday to all my readers! I wore my festive poncho today and wore hippie braids....for um, Friday. Because Friday OBVIOUSLY means that I need to dress like a mexican hippie....I mean, OBVIOUSLY! LOL
Well since my outfit makes no sense to the TGIF post I am doing right now, I will go eat mexican food for lunch....cross your fingers for Jalapeno Tree and their tortilla soup!
HEY, I didn't say to uncross those fingers! Cross them back RIGHT NOW!

Ok, so I had lunch today at Bodacious Barbeque here in Longview. As we were walking out, this guy with a cardboard box yells after us and said "Hey wait, we wanted to give you a sample of our toffee!" Well heck yeah I want a sample mister...give me the whole freaking box! So after contemplating on whether or not I was going to knock the guy off this feet and take off with the entire box, I suddenly realized that I have 5 inch heels on today with white jeans...this would totally ruin one or the other...totally not worth it. So I calmly turned and said "ok" like a civilized human being and walked towards him. He handed us each a sample of Dandy Farms "Texas State Fair Winner" Dallas Toffee, white chocolate toffee no less! OMG....well continuing on with the civilized human being act that I am apparently totally convincing at, I kindly take it and put it in my purse for later. Well little did I know, that I was totally gonna regret putting my heels and white jeans above the well being of my love for toffee and white chocolate. OMG....it was THE BEST TOFFEE I HAVE EVER HAD.....and yes I would consider myself a toffee lover. If there is an option for toffee whatever...THAT is what I have chosen. Toffee blizzard, sign me up. Toffee colored shoes, well heck yeah! Toffee scented deoderant, check! Toffee textured hair product, sure thing chicken wing! Toffee looking complection, NO THANK YOU! LOL, ok so there is ONE toffee thing that I would pass on....but I mean come on....it isn't like I can go purchase that or anything.

Where can you get this incredible toffee you ask? Well on their website of course!!!!

http://www.dandyfarmstx.com/

Whatever it costs...it is worth it! Forget paying your electric bill, cell phone bill, and water bill....all you need to make sure that you pay is your internet bill so that you can log on and purchase this wonderful toffee! I would offer a picture of this toffee....but um, it went bye bye....only thing that I can offer right now is a picture of the package....
...but if you insist...I am sure that I will have something later this evening or tonight that is proof that I did eat the toffee.....lol

You know you have A.D.D. when you listen to the radio by putting it on scan and never taking it off. LOL Just one of my many talents and quirks. :)

Thursday's words of wisdom...

If this perfume smelled any better, I would eat the paper...

Words of wisdom for today...

I almost forgot today's fabulous head piece that I have adorning my large head....lol and if you make ONE COMMENT about me looking like Pocahontas or a flapper from the 20's....I will cut you. LOL

Alice in Wonderland/Mad Hatter Tea party is the theme for the bridal shower for Christa! Cuteness I know! I am excited....but I tend to get TOO excited and borderline obsessed really easily....so I am allowing myself only ONE google session a day. LOL Anyways...while searching for ideas, I ran across some kind of bridal head piece photo shoot with a tea party theme. I thought that they were so cute and had to share!

So we all know The Jersey Shore show on MTV....and if you don't know what I am talking about, then even Jesus thinks you need to wake up. Everyone knows Snooki. LOL. Well I noticed that one of the titles on yahoo was "Real houses of the Jersey Shore" or something along those lines. So of COURSE I needed to know what they were. I needed to compare for when they cast me in the next Jerseylicious TV show. Lucky for the producers, I have found the perfect house! BAM!
I mean, WHERE DO I SIGN UP! I love it! I would love it anywhere that it sat! Even in the dirtiest state of all America...Louisiana (don't get offended you Cajuns, if you were honest with yourself and everyone around you, you would admit out loud that you hover over the toilet seat at your own house instead of sitting on it). OK, after that last comment that I made, maybe not if it was in Louisiana....cuz then it would start to stink and collect dirt and mold and then alligators would wander up along with bums missing teeth and ranting and raving about some shrimp that bit them and they are suing Hurricane Katrina....lol....yeah I have no idea where that just came from....

Lol. Gotta love witty napkins!

Rockin the vintage look today....loving everything about my outfit! I am wearing: Johnny Was top, BP sandals, Erika Pena neclace, Forever 21 mini skirt....see...I am just so versatile....from a $250 shirt to a $10 skirt! Living the dream...lol

To whoever gave UNT the record breaking gift: I like gifts too ya know...

And yes it works! Welcome back 90's! I have missed u! U r home to me! Lol

I mean really? And she has like 50 kids too. I have NO excuse. This is ridiculous....lol

Our pool busted....we have to take it down.....I have lost my will to live.....

We are basically back in Lgv. We made it! Now back to work tomorrow....ugh. Why the crap did I not take Friday off too.....then I could still be at the beach. Who's idea was this!.....lol

Last 100 mile stretch! I feel like I am going to explode.....lol

Just keep driving.....last 1/3 of the drive.....

Making some progress! One more stop at the beach and then Lgv bound!

I just purchased a purse from a truck stop....I don't know whether to be embarrassed or proud....lol

Dad followed us to florida.....