Free Boyfriend Ad
DES MOINES, Iowa -- A Iowan tells KCCI.com that her "free boyfriend" ad on craigslist was no joke -- well kinda.The ad appeared on Wednesday afternoon. A KCCI viewer spotted it on the classified ads website Craigslist.org.
The ad is titled "Free Boyfriend (Des Moines)".
The ad reads, "FREE - Boyfriend - 50 years old (acts like he is 20) He sleeps all the time so you'll never even know he's around! Comes with 2 motorcycles and his dog. He will eat up all the food in the house so no need to buy a garbage disposal. not the dog, the boyfriend. Most of the time you wont know what he is talking about so no need to try and carry on a conversation with him. Just let him tell his stories and lies and he will be good. Oh and almost forgot to mention that you can talk about anything you want in front of him cause he never remembers anything. You dont ever have to try and think of what to get him on Birthdays or Christmas because he won't buy for you anyway. Some girl or guy please come and get him before I put him on the curb. BRING HELP as he is heavy. I am not able to keep him any longer due to health problems of my own. I AM SICK of HIM! Pictures upon request. God Bless You!"
The ad is titled "Free Boyfriend (Des Moines)".
The ad reads, "FREE - Boyfriend - 50 years old (acts like he is 20) He sleeps all the time so you'll never even know he's around! Comes with 2 motorcycles and his dog. He will eat up all the food in the house so no need to buy a garbage disposal. not the dog, the boyfriend. Most of the time you wont know what he is talking about so no need to try and carry on a conversation with him. Just let him tell his stories and lies and he will be good. Oh and almost forgot to mention that you can talk about anything you want in front of him cause he never remembers anything. You dont ever have to try and think of what to get him on Birthdays or Christmas because he won't buy for you anyway. Some girl or guy please come and get him before I put him on the curb. BRING HELP as he is heavy. I am not able to keep him any longer due to health problems of my own. I AM SICK of HIM! Pictures upon request. God Bless You!"
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