Tidbits from Grayce

Well....HERE I AM!!!!! I don't know if you can tell a big difference since it is up......but when it is down....MAAAAAAJJJOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR difference! It is like 70% dark brown now! The whole bottom half is brown and then I have 4 feathers in my hair now too! SNAZZY SNAZZY!!!!
Oh whoops! Wrong pic.......Here we go!...that's more like it! hahahahaha
So PRETTY! Sparkle like diamond in sky!

Well, I have finally done it! What you ask? Well I "manned" up and became a responsible adult. No, I did not adopt a child...... No, I did not pay off anything in full....... No I have NOT enrolled in COLLEGE or a continuing education class...... And no I did not read a history book and memorize the presidents in alphabetical order....why are you asking such dumb questions? GAW! I made a HAIR appointment that I am keeping! Good grief! Who do you think that I AM!?!?!?!? ANYWAYS! Putting more brown in it and making the underneath dark to add some contrast and not such "Barbie in your face drama blonde"! Today at 5:30! So here I am today:
And tomorrow I will be a whole new woman! Runny gets a new wife tonight! HAHAHA jk lol...

So my mom sent me an email with this link in it to watch. I am soooooo glad that I did watch it! It is a video about 2 best friends taking care of each other, playing, wrestling, and loving each other.....it is a kitten and a crow. Don't believe me? Watch the video.....

http://www.slide.com/r/hD6DvyAOxD9ClUhvUpVcUMABW9QzpGnQ

ALSO...I will try to tidbit tonight about market and my last week since I didn't blog all week long! Longest no witty tibbit week ever!

Well, this week has finally come to a close.....well, in Longview that is! My weekdays get so messed up! I feel like when I leave one town to go to the next, that a week is over and I am starting a new one! AND IT'S ONLY TUESDAY! I am headed to Dallas tonight and I work market the rest of this week with Johnny Was! Really excited, but I always get really nervous....cuz I strive to be an overachiever......like this guy!....found him online.....hmmmmmmm

So, let's just imagine how this coversation went with whoever took the picture and this man.....

post it man- "YO! What do you think we should do today?"
photographer- "Oh I don't know....let me think......"
post it man- "How about I get butt naked and we cover me in postits and then go to a park and see what they think of me!!!!!!!!!!"
photographer- "DUDE! Great idea....let's use pink ones......"
post it man- "YOU ARE A GENIUS!....can I wear my short shorts over the postits?"
photographer- "Of course....don't want you scaring off the kids with a crack or sack!"

OMG....yeah that just happened.....hahahhaahahahahahahah

Witty is my middle name....crackin you up is my game! SCORE 2!

Massive headache......ugh......
Massive pimple (well in my mind it is HUGE)...ugh...I was FINE until I came to work!

Working Dallas Market for Johnny Was this Wednesday through Monday.....busy busy busy girl!

Can't you tell?!?!?!?!!?

7 pancakes for supper.....I am on a roll! Speaking of rolls........hahahaha

So you know when you have just COMPLETELY blown a situation and you just give up and give in? Well, I am throwing in the white flag....well, DID throw in the white flag that is. I have been eating good and staying within my calorie limits...well for the most part...I have lost 4 pounds...somewhere....that is what the scale says at least....ANYWAYS....I go to lunch at Posados cuz all I want is some low calorie soup. Well, stupid chips and stupid sopapilla. ACTUALLY, ok I will be honest...this all started at breakfast. It is all Mindy's fault, a girl that I work with. She was so freaking generous and supplied breakfast for everyone. Kolaches and donuts. I have NO WILL POWER when it comes to donuts....and somehow a kolache jumped on my napkin...and I didn't want to be rude...my germs were already on it and she bought them for us. I mean COME ON...I am not going to insult a pregnant girl. So I ate one of each. I was starving....you just don't know....like the whole way to work I kept thinking, what am I gonna do...I am starving, I won't be able to concentrate cuz I am so hungry. I guess that JESUS provided those kolaches and donuts through Mindy....and I refuse to turn down Jesus. That just ain't my style.....

"You can't always judge people by the things they have done. You have got to judge them by what they are doing now."

So when I get bored at night and can't sleep...like last night of course...I look at all the news and entertainment news online. So I found this really cool hairdo that Liv Tyler was sporting:
then this one is my fav....AND it came with instructions....dude...almost fool proof! ha!

So I am in Dallas....FINALLY. And Ronnie is sick. I mean, very sick. And when he is sick....the world is crumbling around him completely. He hasn't moved from the bed since Sunday around noon when he got here. He sweats, then gets chills, coughs, throws up, blah blah blah...I think he is faking for attention. JK lol....I know that he is not faking. Luckily we ARE in Dallas and I can work from my laptop so that I can be here in case he needs something. He said that he was working on Saturday and all of a sudden, his arms and legs went numb and he fell down and couldn't get in his truck. I guess he finally made it and then he was really dizzy and kept throwing up. I don't know what is wrong with him. He says that his arms and legs haven't gone numb again...so that is good at least. Of course my mother tells me to google his symptoms to see what the options are. Here they are in random order: stroke, heart attack, anxiety/panic disorder/attack. I just think its Jesus personally.....but you didn't hear that from me! haha

.....and just when we thought that there could be nothing better than frozen pizza.....THEY GO AND PUT CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES IN THE SAME PACKAGE! AHHHHHHH!

So I have decided to make a new kind of cupcake....thanks to this picture that gave me the idea. Just think about these flavors: spice cake with real apples cut up and put in the mix, then with cream cheese frosting and caramel drizzled on top just like this little picture......DUDE....where are the beaters and my cupcake papers.....yum...

Quote of the day thanks to Entourage: "He's so ugly he's bound to be hilarious..."

Look at this! Even better!!!!!!!!

"And human love needs human meriting:
How hast thou merited-
Of all man's clotted clay the dingiest clot?
Alack, thou knowest not
How little worthy of any love ignoble thee
Save Me, save only Me?"
-Francis Thompson

.....all I need is my pimp hat....and I totally meant to wear it today too......

Shoot me! It won't stay put!

Look at these cupcakes I found online the other day! Hand painted leopard cupcakes! SO CUTE!

This is my favorite thing to eat in the whole world! I want it everyday! It is the tortilla soup at Jalapeno Tree!!!!! YUMMY!

So I am an avid Bad Gal Lash Mascara fan....have been for years. Refuse to try anything different. But I have swayed. Ooooooo girl!
You are in TROUBLE!
MAC False Lash mascara. DUDE! I love it! It is way better! The applicator isnt as big but it seems to work BETTER for me! I am now a MAC mascara user. No longer a Bad Gal Lash user....and will be until the next big thing comes along of course! I don't know if you can see in the pics that well.....but I love the way it makes my eyes look!
Oh whoops! That last picture is really me into the new book that I am reading.....I was really leery of it at first. It looks like a stupid love story novel. But, alas...it is NOT! I am already 121 pages in and want to read it right now! It is about a dad who goes to prison for 5 years for driving drunk and killing someone in a wreck. Now he is out and is going back to his wife and 3 kids. They are trying to adjust to having him back in their lives now that the kids are 5 years older and stuff like that. Pretty good. Moral of the story: don't judge a book by it's cover, or title, or the back paragraph, or the first chapter.....
OH! Name of the book: The Returning by Ann Tatlock

Ok so I curled my hair yesterday morning for work. Then I didn't feel like rewashing it today....so I just rinsed off and went with what I woke up with....totally worked!

Why is it that every time I borrow a movie from my parents, it is not in the case or it is not the correct movie IN the case?.....actually, this should be the question of the day: How come I have not figured out to CHECK THE CASE of the DVD that I am trying to borrow from my parents?

Well Day 2 of doing the Lose It app has been completed.....not much better. I was 347 calories over my daily limit. The day before I was 465. So at this rate, by April, I should be on track to actually stick to the daily limit! HA! But I would like to make an excuse: when I am in Longview, my mama forces me to eat tasty foods that are high in calories and fat. When I am in Dallas, I fin for myself and live off of Easy Mac, frozen Healthy Choice meals, cereal, and pinkberry. So this is all my mom's fault. You should have seen her force me to make those cookies on Tuesday.....it was ridiculous!

I WOULD LIKE TO ADD A CORRECTION TO A POST THAT I MADE TODAY.....MY MOTHER HELPED APPLY ALLIGATOR CLAWS AND LION HAIR TO THE CUPCAKES THAT I MADE....EXCUSE ME, WE MADE. SORRY ABOUT THAT MOM.....MUCH LOVE

I can curl my feather!

Here are some cupcakes that I made a few years back for a birthday party! Alligators, lions, and monkeys...OH MY!

I love this picture. I love the white pants, the fringe leather vest, the braided messy hair, the beach back ground, the skeletal frame of the model......it is from the new Free People catalog that I got in the mail today!

Ok, so yesterday was my first day using this new app that I downloaded on my iPhone. It is to keep track of what you eat and any exercises that you do. It adds up all your calories consumed and calories burned. You start out my entering a weight loss goal and how may pounds you want to lose a week. Then it tells you when you will accomplish that goal by and how many calories you can have daily to reach that goal. Here are the results of my first day:
Not off to a great start.....please refer to my post called "Today's Intake" from yesterday if you have any quetsions.....

I just wanna point out another use for a blind dog.....
a PILLOW! Zoey is the black and white one.....the pillow :) Nilla is the pillow user :)

Lunch!..........

and dinner!.......

Ok, so we ate at this REALLY good deli place in Dallas on Sunday. Sort of a dive, smelled like Luby's....I have NOTHING against Luby's, L-O-V-E me some baked chicken, mac-n-cheese, and corn from Luby's....YUMMY! Anyways, this place had the biggest menu I have ever seen! All kinds of home cooked food. Anything that you can think of....and breakfast all day long! Anyways....I would just like to point out that overachieving employees in this joint......I mean, LOOK at that clean table! Have you ever seen a shiner wood finish?!?!?!?!

Me hard at work!......
Is the day ever gonna end?......
How funny is this? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Ok, so I am an adult. I can make my own decisions....to a certain extent. I am grown and can tackle all things that come my way head on and with the strength of a lioness. Ok, then why the flagnog am I scared to watch Toy Story 3?!?!?!?! I know that I will cry! That is why! AND when I was watching the Oscars, I saw a scene where all the toys are holding hands headed to the firey furnace. SO THERE! I am not a baby! I just know that I don't want to cry when I could watch a funny movie that will make me laugh! I don't wanna see Woody be destroyed! He gave me the quote "there's a snake in my boots" that I love to say! Why would I want to watch the death, or POSSIBLE death of one of my favorite characters?!!?!?!!?!?But I wanna see it.....and I keep putting it off. What to do....what to do....

I just want my long lost fren Stephanie....I mean BETHANY to know that I miss her like a fat kid misses cake.....

.....and to look like a mannequin cuz I want this stinking swimsuit!
It's Versace and it is ONLY $400....but it doesn't matter for 3 reasons:
1) it's sold out
2) it's too expensive
3) my boobs waaaaaaaay too big

But hey...it's STILL a one piece...Jesus and my mother would be proud!

"If you are gonna be two faced, at least make one of them pretty!"- Marilyn Monroe

Mama has sent me some pictures of my unicorn hard at work! I am at home in Dallas with a pinched nerve or something in my nerve, so my unicorn is holding down the fort!