Tidbits from Grayce

I just ate a bowl of Cupcake Pebbles.......omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg....

I am going to sign Scooby up for Cat of the day! This is one of the photos that I am submitting.....he was in his carrier cuz he was in trouble for tormenting the other cats at my parents!

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Check out this dog! HILARIOUS!

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I love the comedian Jim Gaffigan.....he is HILARIOUS! If you don't have any of his cd's, YOU NEED THEM! Anways....I have been listening to him at work the last 2 days. Here is a section from his cd called "Beyond the Pale" and the title is perfectly named "Cake": "My favorite dessert is cake. Everyone knows that cake is bad for you. People even try to disguise the fact that they are eating cake. Let's see...what do I want for breakfast....I will have a muffin. A muffin is a bald cupcake!"

Ok, so since I have a bad cold still, and I can't really taste anything 100%, I think that it doesn't count. Hence my food consumption for today: cereal, water, cookies, easter candy, potato chips, frozen yogurt, starbucks....and the day is still young!

I was told that I was the "shittles" today! I think that word ranks right up there with "flagnog"...I LOVE IT!

Ok, so I went to Hancock Fabrics at lunch to get some things. One of the items that I needed was something to put on my dressform to make the boobs waaaaaaaay bigger. I went up to one lady (apparently the most conservative lady in there....just my luck) and said, "Excuse me ma'am. I bought a dressform in here a couple of weeks ago and the size of the boobs are tiny. I need to make them double d's....what do you suggest?".....I thought her eyes were going to pop out of her head! Apparently, the word "boob" is the same as dropping the F-bomb. She looked around to see if anyone had heard me! It was hilarious! Had I known the kind of reaction that I was going to get, I would have played it up and yanked one out to show her the size or something! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I was sick all weekend with a really bad cold, sinus pressure and headache, sneezing, coughing, snotting.....it was great!.......and here is what I think about that!

Dear Jesus,
Thank you for my middle finger. It is so small and delicate, yet so loud and powerful! It is amazing to think of the power that it holds. Without my middle finger, I would not be able to speak to whistling retards or unsuspecting starers. I promise to never take it for granted, to always respect the power, and use it often. AMEN!

My friend Jamie just supplied me with my afternoon snack! And it just so happens to be my most favorite snack to have: yogurt, granola, and strawberries! Chick-fil-a sells parfaits now!

1- Sarah is here
2- beautiful weather
3- loving the lashes
4- tomorrow is Saturday
5- sushi for lunch
6- purple glittery polish
7- super cute purple shoes
8- Michael Jackson music ALL DAY!

I just noticed that my nose looks HUGE in the picture below~AHHHHH! It is NOT that big in real life!

Well folks....I love them! Absolutely love them! I do NOT have any mascara on the top lashes in the picture! I woke up and there they are! Scooby also discovered them last night and wants to chew on them like grass! Rotten kitty! He sleeps right up by my face..... Anyways.....they only took about an hour and it didn't hurt at all! You can't tell that they are not my real lashes! If you get up close, you can't tell ANYTHING! I am super pleased! I do have to go back in 2-3 weeks for touch-ups depending on how fast my real lashes grow.... I had to keep my eyes shut the whole time while laying down. It felt like she was weaving things thru my eyelashes....not like she was gluing anything on! Crazy! I love them! They are FABULOUS!

Eyelash extensions......5:30....here I come!

I am sad sad sad. Ronnie got a new job owning some trucks and trailers for something having to do with frac sand....yeah, I don't really know either....cuz I don't know all the appropriate lingo...ANYWAYS....yea for the job! Now why I am sad sad sad: he is basically gonna be gone ALL THE TIME for the next 3-6 months. And when I say all the time, I mean ALL THE TIME. He will be leaving Monday or Tuesday next week and could be gone for a week or who knows. As long as there are loads to take, he will be gone. We don't know where he will be going til right before he has to go. So basically I am single again! WHOOOOO HOOOOO! TOTALLY kidding....extremely kidding....this is nothing to joke about really...I am truly sad. Can't think about it or I will start crying. I am an "everyday together" kind of person........not an "everyday GONE" kind of person, so this is going to be hard for me BIG TIME. But I gotta think about the future instead of the here and now....BUT I DON'T WANNA! GAW!

Here is me and zoey hanging outside yesterday enjoy the end of the day sunshine!

OMG! Is it not ADORABLE!!!!! I love it!

Ok, so the fact that I NEED a baby lamb is now top priority right now thanks so this link that I can't stop watching and laughing about:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2c1_1268660078

I like my bangs......I think that Ronnie doesn't like them that much...he keeps hinting towards growing my hair out...which I AM doing.....but not my bangs at this point. I enjoy them....they are edgy and vintage looking.....my two favorite adjectives for fashion! What do you think?

Wow...laying out AND snow in one weekend! This state is so flagnoggin weird! I mean, literally, I was laying out Friday and then it was SNOWING the nest day! WTF! I had so much going on this weekend! And technically, my weekend consisted of Thursday- Sunday because I worked A TON extra to get billing done and was able to take off 2 days! YEAAAAAAA! Anyways, Baylee was here and we hung out at the house all day to let the doggies play...and BOY DID THEY! Nilla now runs to the pond any chance she gets and rolls in the mud! Good grief! I had to wash her off with the pressure washer AND THEN give her an actual bath! Her had fun though! Zoey wasn't much of a mud roller.....she did lay in it to cool off below the deck though! Otherwise, her prefers the sunshine with her mama! Baxter just runs and disappears into the woods for hours on end. So obviously I have NO pictures of him! We went to the fair at the mall one night and played games and Baylee and I shared a funnel cake.....YUM! I won a game and got this big soft fluffy green frog....it is now dog and kitty community property apparently because Scoob, Nilla, and Baxter all fight over it....Scoob wins though! Saturday we drove to Dallas to drop Baylee off and go to the Supercross races. We stopped at pinkberry on the way....just like orange cup....but more flavors and toppings....I can't decide which one is my fav! Obviously whichever one I am eating at the time! HA! We got home super late Saturday night....well really Sunday morning and then I couldn't go to sleep until 5am....I am still not completely recovered from that! Christia and Kristie came to Longview yesterday and we saw Remember Me with Robert Pattinson.....a.k.a EDWARD CULLEN. I honestly didn't know what the movie was going to be about....nor did I care. I was going for the eye candy! Super sad ending....don't wanna ruin it for anyone.....but he freakin dies! EDWARD IS IMMORTAL! HE CANNOT DIE! I know that he isn't Edward in this movie....but my heart believes that he is Edward all the time....so I am in utter shambles today about it! jk LOL Anyways....busy weekend.....still need sleep! Enjoy the pics!

Baylee and I are headed to Hastings to get our copy of New Moon! It is 12:40 am....I am NEVER out this late! Only for u Edward! I am coming for u!!!!

Just reserved my copy of New Moon at Hastings! Going to pick it up at midnight tonight! Whoooooooo hooooo!

Look what I found under my desk helping to patrol the bugs and dust bunnies.....and eating any extra food so NOTHING goes to waste.......

Oh donut.....how lovely thou art. Thy round sugary goodness filleth my tum tum. How thy melt in my mouth, fills my heart with joy, and my tongue with sweetness. Thou never disappoint my spirit or soul. Too long hast gone since our last meeting. My heart longs for you every moment of every day, even when I sleepeth. I wake only for you. Know my undying love for you will never wilt or fade. Thy will be on my mind until death do us part.

Picture text from my brother.....I am glad that he is AS retarded as I am....

So, as you all know, I purchased my first dress form....which I have googled the SNOT out of what to do to make the boobs bigger (like something to pin on or something...no luck....but definitely a lot of cross dressing options-yuck!) Anyways.....I was working on my first tube top that I needed to take in on the sides....and I had 8 pins stuck in front of me on the floor. Scoobs kept coming up trying to take them. I had to keep pushing him away. Ronnie came up the stairs and I looked away for like 5 seconds! That little snothead grabbed 2 pins and ran off to play/ eat them! I grabbed him and looked in his mouth and he had a pin go through his gums and come out on the other side by his cheek and it was bent at a 90 degree angle! I mean seriously?!?!?!?!? It took both Ronnie and I to hold him down to get it out with some needlenose pliers. He was acting like we were trying to kill him with as crazy as he was being! I was crying my head off of course cuz I was scared he was gonna swallow it....ugh! And I thought that I was gonna have a quiet relaxing evening to start the weekend off by working on my dress form while watching TV....thanks a lot SCOOBS! Somehow in the emergency, he bit my thumb on both sides of my nail and his teeth went underneath! I can't use my thumb now! Thanks a lot Scoobs, now I can't paint my fingernails, do cartwheels, suck my thumb, OR text fast enough! GAW!
PS- Scoobs has FULLY recovered and is being a super pest :)

We had a staff meeting yesterday at work....TONS of great and hilarious quotes!!!!!......

.......look at how hard I am working! Geez! I need a raise and a vacation!

Well everyone.....I have finally done it! I have purchased my first dressform to make my own clothes and to alter any that I already have! I am soooooo excited! Now I can go to town on some shirts that I own that I want to make different! I have a feeling that I am NOT going to be getting any sleep tonight WHATSOEVER......plus a super cute dress and boots from Trendy Chicks and It'll Do Deli had my favorite yogurt: toasted coconut and swiss cocoa cream! PLUS my mama is finally back IN THE FLESH! exhale............ahhhhh............WHOA WHOA WHOA....did I mention that tomorrow is Friday and it is BEAUTIFUL outside? ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL! Sunshine weekend outside soaking it up...HERE I COME!

Scoobs is helping mama get ready for work :) Such a good boy! Him is my Sugar Plum!

Well, I didn't crash AT ALL while ice skating.....maybe I was meant to be a professional and just don't know it.....but what I do know, is that those skate are THE most painful things that I have EVER worn!!!!! I was almost in TEARS! We had to stop every couple of laps! And YES I had them on the correct feet! ha! Orange cup was glorious of course! The mall had a Forever 21, so Baylee and I hit that store up and got some cute stuff! It was raining all day in Dallas...so no sunshine :( All in all, it was a good day! Of course, how can you go wrong ice skating, shopping, and eating Orange Cup with your family!...minus the parents and bro of course! The doggies and Scoobs were happy to see us when we got home of course! Nilla had a good time in the mud on Saturday! It's like the red clay mud is a magnet for her! She can't stay out of it! Her loved it though! Scoobs got to be on the leash outside and eat grass and lounge like a Tiger in the jungle. Him is such a mighty hunter!Anyways...weekend is over unfortunately and back to the reality of alarms and responsibilities! (crap) Toodles!

Headed to Dallas with Baylee and Negative Sunshine.....I mean Ronnie. Orange Cup is gonna save the day!!!! Pray for no wreck in ice skating.....unless it is someone else and it's really entertaining!!!!

No one is commenting on any of my posts.....what's the matter...why not....what is wrong with you people?!?!?!?!?!?....all 4 of you!

Word of wisdom for the day: Donut holes are good....but only in moderation.....

I am mobile blogging now.....wha wha! The possibilities and random ramblings are endless now! Congrats and your welcome for all future tidbits that will change your life that I might not ever post unless it wasn't made possible by mobile blogging! YES!

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"Every man's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers."- Hans Christian Anderson
IF MY LIFE WERE A FAIRY TALE, I'D SURE HATE TO SEE REALITY!
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Sweater one day, ugg boots the next, bikini the next, sweater and scarf the next, then sweater with leggings while craving frozen yogurt......what the flagnog man.....your are killing me with the flip flop weather! Get warm and toasty already!