Tidbits from Grayce

I need this skirt....like a fat kid needs cake....like corn needs butter......like icing needs sprinkles.....like a thong needs a butt crack.....too far? Hahahahahahah

Droppin by the hundred.......close to halfway back.....

OMG! I have only been less than 300 miles?!? Shoot me!

Oh boy.....it's going to be a LONG day....lol

Me and Bethany at lunch this last week when she came to see me!!!!

I ran into Makenna and Austin (neice and nephew of Suzanne that I use to be friends with)today at lunch at Jalapeno Tree. Suzanne and Aaron use to raise them. I hadn't seen them since Ronnie's 30th birthday party. It has been 3 1/2 years. I think about those 2 kids almost every day and wonder where they ended up and how they are. They were with their mom which is great news. Their mom's name is Jennifer and she told me that she has been sober now for almost 4 years and they have been living with her that whole time. Which is an absolute miracle. I am so glad that she got her stuff together. I told her that I was proud of her for that.

Makenna walked up to me at Jalapeno Tree and said "Are you my Aunt Graycie?". I lost it. I was crying, people were staring, but I didn't care. I wanted her to know how much she means to me and how much I missed her and Austin. I told her that I think about them both everyday, miss them so much, and love them even more. I gave her my phone number. I told her that she can call or text me whenever they want to or need to. I hope they do. I would love to spend some time with them. When they were leaving, Makenna started crying and didn't want to leave. Talk about a tear jerker!

It was so random seeing them. I wasn't even gonna be in Longview today. I was gonna go be in Dallas. Funny how things end up and how something good comes out of it. I am so glad that I saw them today. I wouldn't trade that for the world.

Hi my name is Grayce, and I am in desperate need of being an alcoholic. Any takers?......

Well the dress shopping for Jeff and Christa's wedding has begun.....I am a retard, I know.....but I am also extremely organized and ahead of schedule almost all of the time! SO of course I am gonna start looking 6 months before the wedding....I am wearing the 2nd most important dress at the wedding for goodness sake! Matron of honor is serious.....and I am taking this completely serious. I am gonna look amazing and that will take 6 months of preparation. Mind you, there is another maid of honor, her sister, and she is more important than me too....but who cares...I will be the old married lady standing up there with them.....everyone else is at least 5 years younger and more, I don't know, well younger! LOL...so I must take every precaution necessary to prevail and at least blend in. So here are the first 4 options that I have (I am liking the last one the best):

The words "gremlin" or "satan" or "little f***er" come to mind when I look at this pic of me...cuz it looks like I have a seriously sneaky plan up in my head....wish I knew what it was......lol

So I really haven't been doing that much reading these last few weeks.....shame on me, I know, I know. But whatever! ANYWAYS, while strolling thru Target with Jamie the other day, I decided to make a book purchase. I didn't really care to get anything serious or life changing or anything that required anything other than complete enjoyment and laughter. Well ladies and gentlemen, I accomplished just that....and beyond. I do not think that I have laughed harder while reading any book in my entire existence. What incredible book is this you ask?
This is basically a book that I do NOT recommend for anyone that is not planning on seeing Horrible Bosses and Friends with Benefits...if you catch my drift. Now not EVERYTHING in this book is inappropriate....but I would say 65% at least. LOL. But I was snorting the other night laughing so hard at this lady! It is a collection of short stories in her life. Now, if you don't watch Chelsea Lately (on E! at night), then you will not get her humor or think that it is as funny as I do. In my head, I am hearing her tell all these stories and that my friends, is what is so funny. OMG. I am gonna finish it today and then read it again this weekend! I mean it, I want to re-read this book everyday that I am having a bad day for the rest of my life. I love it to much. She has like 2 or 3 other books, and when I get off work today, I will be the proud owner of all of her other books. So I know that I went to get a book that would have no affect on me long term life situations or be life changing....but I DEFINATELY got a life changing book....or at least mood changing...and in my case....that means life changing. LOL

So I have been "instagramming" all my photos in my photo albums on my phone. You basically take the photos that you already have and add an effect to them. Needless to say, this has taken a lot of my sleep time away from me. Here is what I have so far....now I am no photographer...so no judgement on any of these. I like them...and that is all that matters!

I have seen 2 movies this year that I would say are on my top 5 funny movies list: 1) Horrible Bosses and 2) Friends With Benefits. Mind you, I would NEVER go see either one of these movies with my mother, father, or Jesus sitting beside me. Yes I know that Jesus is always with me. But these movies were so inappropriate that I am pretty sure that Jesus stopped at the door. So see! I am fine!

Note to self......cookies for breakfast along with my morning vanilla frapp in a bottle is NOT the way to go.....ever....no matter how good those cookies look. It is not worth it. The calories, the tummy ache, the guilt...none of it. Next time, stare that individually wrapped cookie that you purchase, now wait, there is my problem. I purchased the dang thing! Crap....there is no hope. I should just give up now while I am ahead...ahead of what? The only way to get ahead in this situation is to beat your previous amount of cookies consumed in a single sitting. Ok there are a few different ways to look at this possible record breaking situation: 1) I could go for the title or 2) I could learn from my mistakes and not do it again. Hmmmmm..... THANKYOUPLEASEMAYIHAVEANOTHER! LOL

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