Tidbits from Grayce

You know that you have stooped to an all time low when: you grab a handful of candy knowing that you are only gonna eat one, so that you don' t have to get up in an hour to get another one.....um, big ol booty anyone? yeah....right here!

I have not forgotten about blogging.....I have been sooooo super busy since my birthday, that I haven't even had time to do, well, ANYTHING! I will try to update and post pics of my last few weeks sometime this weekend.

What I will blog about: my move, working market for Johnny Was, my birthday, aaaaaaand the puppy that I rescued!

LIBRA:
Try not to worry too much about your time-wasting today -- it's much more productive than you (or your boss) may think! In fact, you're exploring new territory that might be ripe for colonization.

BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Right ON!

Quote of the day from Kristie: "If there was a speaker box up in this place, I would be on it....."

"You gotta stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone oughtta be."

PUHLEEEEEEASE read the headline of this news article on the link below!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39508920/ns/us_news-weird_news/?GT1=43001

Missing my fren Stephanie...I mean BETHANY.....her moved to DC....now I am all alone....

Look at what I got today from my friend Michelle that I work with!!!!!! Early birthday gifts!!! Whoo hoo!!!!!!! Large and in charge bracelet and the super cute jumbo cupcake!!!!!!! Sanks Michelle my bell!

One of my best good friends Hogie called me last weekend and said that her husband and little boy were on the front page of the Longview News Journal Sunday paper! They were at a rodeo and snapped this photo of Cooper (little boy) and Colby (her husband)....how adorable!!!!!!!

This was on the wall of a dive restaurant that we ate at this weekend in Fort Worth.....

Yep...there it is....the love of my life.....OH, and Ronnie! HAHAHAHHAHAHA!

One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple and wondered about men and women. So, looking up to the heavens, he said, "Excuse me, God, can I ask you a few questions?"

God replied, "Go on, Adam, but be quick. I have a world to create."

So Adam said, "When you created Eve, why did you make her body so curved and tender unlike mine?"

"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."

"Oh, well then, why did you give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?"

"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."

"Oh, well then, why did you make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?"

"Well, Adam, no. I did that so that she could love you."

Well Hogie, Kristie, and I went to Canton Saturday....with every intention of eating everything fried and full of fat and cellulite! YESSSSSSSS! Well let me just list all of the items that we all shared: paninis, meat pies (this is was allllll Hogie), ice cream with chocolate and caramel, dr peppers, water, lemonade, sweet tea (not for me!), corn dog, fried oreos, fried twinkies, kettle corn, and oatmeal pecan cookies!!!!! Yeah I said it! No we didn't all eat this individually, we shared.....it was gooooooooood!
The weather was great! It wasn't hot, but with all the people there, it made it crowded, which made it hot! My feet STILL hurt from all the walking! We had a great time though! My parents were there....mom rattled off this list of food that dad had already eaten....and it was only 11:45! Ewwwwwww....
Anyways....we did come to one VERY important conclusion....fried twinkies and waaaaaaay better than a funnel cake any day of the week! Please see the before and after the fried twinkies and oreos pictures!.....



I got a snake ring, a phone cover, a shirt, a hat, and some doggie treats! All I have a picture of is the snake ring....cuz the phone cover is on my phone already...if you saw this phone cover...you would have needed it too! It was in a revolving case with lights on it! I am such a fish...attracted to shiny objects...ridiculous...but it is super cute and I love it! There was sooooo much random stuff there....made you think "what the heck and who the heck wants this?"...or more importantly, "who the heck came up with the idea to make this?"....um....please see the moose picture if you want an example.....

And to finish the day off.....this is what I got as part of some change from my last purchase of the day:

I am totally NOTgonna stop wearing white cuz of some random person that made up the no whiteaftee labor day crap rule....so there! Take that!

Album of the week: Rihanna- Rated R

Happy Birthday to my Nilla Bean! Her is 8 today!!!!!! Big girl! Her growed up fast....and her still has da kindest heart of all da doggies in all da lands.....

"Which way should I go George...which way should I go?....."

OMG.....so I am setting up my new laptop that I got...and I googled my blog so that I could set it as my homepage....and THIS IS WHAT I FLAGNOGGIN FOUND:

"I got a laptop, I got a laptop, I got a laptop hey hey hey hey! I got a LAPTOP, I got a LAPTOP, I got a LAPTOP HEY HEY HEY HEY!" (you gotta sing it like Buckwheat does on Little Rascals when he got a dollar)

Ok, so Dr Pepper was suppose to be included in this whole no sweets binge...yes I should have known this....but WHATEVER! And I subconsciously had a candy bar last night.....I was driving to meet Ronnie in Louisiana and I almost fell asleep driving...so I pulled over and got a candy bar....not thinking...WHOOPSIE! So I just told Kristie that I needed to just start all over cuz I have messed it ALLLLLLLLLL UPPPPP!

Well, thanks to my friend Kristie, somehow I have agreed to go on a 2 week "no sweets" binge with her. How in the heck did I agree to this? Do I not realize that sweets are a necessity in my life?...more like they are the sanity in my life!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED them!

Ok, so after getting up, standing in the mirror in my underwear, then weighing myself, I am pretty sure that do NOT need sweets. In fact, I am pretty sure that I need a "no fatty foods" binge, a "drink water only" binge, a "nothing fried" binge, a "no carb" binge, and a "basically just starve yourself you fatty" binge. UGH! And to think that I was in a bikini at the water park yesterday. WHAT WAS I THINKING!?!?!?!?!??!

So now I would like to apologize to all the people at the water park yesterday....for thinking at that I should still be allowed to wear a bikini in public without a cover up. For thinking that I still have my early twenties figure without flaws...cuz CLEARLY that is no longer the case here. I mean, boobs can't fix everything! UGH!.....

I just got an Orchid Vanilla & Toasted Coconut snow cone.....yum

Going to try Carl's Jr.....thus shizouka better be good!

You can't make yourself happy by bringing misery to other people.

I totally just played a 90 point word on Words with Friends!!!!......on the game with my 10 year old step daughter.....I am going to hell.

1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but she doesn't really care.

2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends..

7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today...

8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my panties.

10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet, for a while, and it shrinks 2 sizes!

11. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat.. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

12. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then they marry him.

13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day

I went to Hastings last night, rented 4 movies and bought a pocket dictionary to learn Italian....what is my problem....I mean really? And yes Ronnie is out of town so I will be watching all 4 movies BY MYSELF while I teach myself how to find out where the pasta and pizza is in ITALIAN! HA! That's how I roll in my free time! Nerdy and Lonely at it's peak in my life.....

Ok, since I love corn....Christa (Jeff's girlfriend) sent this to me....I want to apologize in advance to my mom and aunt Cheryl who won't like the wordage on here......and to HAYSUS....WWJD.....he prob woudn't post this pic....but I bet if the word was different, He would laugh.....

Britney Spears just saved my life. I am driving to work and her song "Radar" came on, and I was like "oh yeah, slow down"...and there was a state trooper!!!!!

ok so I "office chair burned" my elbow from getting up out of my chair too fast....only me people.....only me.......

You can't make yourself happy by bringing misery to other people....

"Ruin is a gift. Ruin is the road to transformation."

I have always believed that there are places that can heal the soul....

(and for anyone wondering, yes anthropologie is one of them....)

If my nickname is ever "Groceries"....just shoot me.