2 Week Binge
Well, thanks to my friend Kristie, somehow I have agreed to go on a 2 week "no sweets" binge with her. How in the heck did I agree to this? Do I not realize that sweets are a necessity in my life?...more like they are the sanity in my life!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED them!
Ok, so after getting up, standing in the mirror in my underwear, then weighing myself, I am pretty sure that do NOT need sweets. In fact, I am pretty sure that I need a "no fatty foods" binge, a "drink water only" binge, a "nothing fried" binge, a "no carb" binge, and a "basically just starve yourself you fatty" binge. UGH! And to think that I was in a bikini at the water park yesterday. WHAT WAS I THINKING!?!?!?!?!??!
So now I would like to apologize to all the people at the water park yesterday....for thinking at that I should still be allowed to wear a bikini in public without a cover up. For thinking that I still have my early twenties figure without flaws...cuz CLEARLY that is no longer the case here. I mean, boobs can't fix everything! UGH!.....
Ok, so after getting up, standing in the mirror in my underwear, then weighing myself, I am pretty sure that do NOT need sweets. In fact, I am pretty sure that I need a "no fatty foods" binge, a "drink water only" binge, a "nothing fried" binge, a "no carb" binge, and a "basically just starve yourself you fatty" binge. UGH! And to think that I was in a bikini at the water park yesterday. WHAT WAS I THINKING!?!?!?!?!??!
So now I would like to apologize to all the people at the water park yesterday....for thinking at that I should still be allowed to wear a bikini in public without a cover up. For thinking that I still have my early twenties figure without flaws...cuz CLEARLY that is no longer the case here. I mean, boobs can't fix everything! UGH!.....
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