Tidbits from Grayce

Guess which one is my pumpkin that i decorated.....

Trick or Treat!!!!

Give it up Jessica.....the cat is out of the bag, the bird has flown the coop, the eagle has landed, the turkey has been bastered, the butter has melted, the buns have risen, the egg has cracked, the bear has stolen the honey, Elvis has left the building, the heel has broken off the shoe, the candle has been burned out, the balloon has popped, the flower has wilted, the grass is brown, the cereal is mushy, the milk is lukewarm, the yogurt has expired, the ice cream has melted, the clown's nose has fallen off, the glass has been shattered, the cupcake has been eaten, the toast has been dropped butter side down, Santa has been sold into slavery, Lady Gaga has worn blue jeans and a t-shirt, Beyonce is wearing flats, and Jesus has risen......FOR THE LOVE....Just admit it......you are not bloated.....THAT is a baby bump. A LARGE baby bump.....black doesn't slim everything....the end.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.... my friend Stephanie...I mean BETHANY is moving to DALLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! She is coming back to the mother land from DC in mid December.....I can't even concentrate I am so excited! If my hands didn't hurt I would do cartwheels down the hallway and all the way out to my car and then all the way back to my parents house and then all the way home to Dallas and everyday until she finally gets here! EVEN BETTER NEWS: they want to move to the same area that we live in now in Dallas, Preston Hollow, cuz it is close to DFW and Love Field (her husband is a pilot). I mean, there is no news that could make me happier than I am right now....well, unless someone told me that I could shop at Anthropologie free for the rest of my life....LOL

WELCOME HOME STEPHANIE.....I MEAN BETHANY!!!!!! IT'S ABOUT TIME! We can now start planning our lives together! LOL Same church, same gym, same grocery stores, same pinkberry, same neighborhood, same clothes, same EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!! We never have to be apart again!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

There are reasons why people are not allowed to get tattoos while under the influence....

I want this done and I want it done NOW! :)

I just want to share this photo with a certain husband who messes up rims MORE than I do. I am willing to bet that my scratches on my current rims DO NOT compare to the life long physical damage that was done to my hummer a few years back (see photo below) and the permanent emotional damage it caused me with seeing it in such disarray......hi Runny!

It's almost time to watch Elf 4,569 times in a row during the holidays!!!! Yesssss!!!!

Thinking of my friend Stephanie....I mean Bethany this evening. I sure do miss her! No one has retarded fun like we do. Come see me soon! Xoxoxo

OMG.....

Ok, another home run for Chelsea Handler....thank you for making me laugh so hard that I almost pee my pants, that I have people staring at me in public because I am trying to stop snorting and laughing so loud, and that my husband thinks that FOR SURE there is something wrong with me and my ability to amuse myself so easily.

P.S. No mother, u don't need to read this book either.....please don't. U will never look at my the same again. Lol

Reason number 1,357 as to why I need green skinny jeans.....

Well, as you probably know, we follow Moto GP religiously. My favorite rider, Marco Simoncelli, was killed in the 2nd lap of the race today in Malaysia. He was 24 years young. His helmet came off in the crash. He died from head, neck, and chest injuries. The video footage of the wreck is sickening. I couldn't imagine being his family and girlfriend which witnessed the crash, much less Edwards and Rossi which ended up running over him. Simoncelli lost control of his bike and steered in front of Edwards and Rossi. They didn't even have time to try to get out of his way. It all happened so quickly. I can't get those images out of my head. You can google Marco Simoncelli fatal crash video to view it. Makes you think about how quickly life can change in the blink of an eye and it is completely out of our control.

RIP Marco Simoncelli

Headed to Washington DC tomorrow! Ronnie and I are in Summersville, WV for one of his sand jobs for work....it is 5 hrs to DC from here....we figured that we will probably never come back here so we should go see DC! That means I get to see my long lost fren Stephanie...I mean Bethany cuz her lives there! I hope we get to see everything and that the weather is nice.....rain rain go away (if you are planning on being there).

It would only be about 2 hrs to DC...but there is some forest or something that no streets/highways/roads go through....so we have to make a HUGE circle all the way around it. LOL. Oh man....we will have a 21 hrs drive home....shoot me. LOL

Ok, gotta go look up the Travel Channel and the Man vs. Food show to see what places to eat that we have to stop at and try!

Did I mention that I have called every AT&T around here....and they don't have any new iPhones either.....this is ridiculous. I was just SURE that no one up here cares about a new phone...then again,there is NOTHING to do here....so maybe a new phone is like the best thing ever for them LOL.

Well, I looked on my calendar today to see what I probably wasn't going to get done (LOL), and the only thing listed is "3 months til wedding". I cannot believe that in 3 months, I will be getting ready with my new sister who will walk down the aisle to marry my little brother. It is the strangest thing in the world to realize that your little brother (who really isn't that little anymore) is getting married. It completely confirms that I am getting old. LOL. That also means that these pictures I am gonna be in are forever pictures. I need to get in the heathy bandwagon and firm up a bit. Lol. Hmmmm I wonder what's for lunch today.....I hope there is dessert...

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My my JLo.....what a flattering monkey pose u have going on here.

*it is really hard to try to defend the theory that man did not evolve from a monkey when we have photos like these.

“The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.”
― Confucius

Here is a pic of me and my new sisters at the Mad Hatter Tea Party yesterday! Christa is in the middle (Jeff's fiancé) and her sister Brettany to the right!

How did I get suckered into this exactly......Top Golf......there is no way in any weather condition on any given Superman feeling kind of day will I be able to hit ANY if these targets.....lol

Bella who?......