Tidbits from Grayce

"Which way should I go George...which way should I go?....."

OMG.....so I am setting up my new laptop that I got...and I googled my blog so that I could set it as my homepage....and THIS IS WHAT I FLAGNOGGIN FOUND:

"I got a laptop, I got a laptop, I got a laptop hey hey hey hey! I got a LAPTOP, I got a LAPTOP, I got a LAPTOP HEY HEY HEY HEY!" (you gotta sing it like Buckwheat does on Little Rascals when he got a dollar)

Ok, so Dr Pepper was suppose to be included in this whole no sweets binge...yes I should have known this....but WHATEVER! And I subconsciously had a candy bar last night.....I was driving to meet Ronnie in Louisiana and I almost fell asleep driving...so I pulled over and got a candy bar....not thinking...WHOOPSIE! So I just told Kristie that I needed to just start all over cuz I have messed it ALLLLLLLLLL UPPPPP!

Well, thanks to my friend Kristie, somehow I have agreed to go on a 2 week "no sweets" binge with her. How in the heck did I agree to this? Do I not realize that sweets are a necessity in my life?...more like they are the sanity in my life!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED them!

Ok, so after getting up, standing in the mirror in my underwear, then weighing myself, I am pretty sure that do NOT need sweets. In fact, I am pretty sure that I need a "no fatty foods" binge, a "drink water only" binge, a "nothing fried" binge, a "no carb" binge, and a "basically just starve yourself you fatty" binge. UGH! And to think that I was in a bikini at the water park yesterday. WHAT WAS I THINKING!?!?!?!?!??!

So now I would like to apologize to all the people at the water park yesterday....for thinking at that I should still be allowed to wear a bikini in public without a cover up. For thinking that I still have my early twenties figure without flaws...cuz CLEARLY that is no longer the case here. I mean, boobs can't fix everything! UGH!.....

I just got an Orchid Vanilla & Toasted Coconut snow cone.....yum

Going to try Carl's Jr.....thus shizouka better be good!

You can't make yourself happy by bringing misery to other people.

I totally just played a 90 point word on Words with Friends!!!!......on the game with my 10 year old step daughter.....I am going to hell.

1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but she doesn't really care.

2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends..

7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today...

8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my panties.

10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet, for a while, and it shrinks 2 sizes!

11. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat.. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

12. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then they marry him.

13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day

I went to Hastings last night, rented 4 movies and bought a pocket dictionary to learn Italian....what is my problem....I mean really? And yes Ronnie is out of town so I will be watching all 4 movies BY MYSELF while I teach myself how to find out where the pasta and pizza is in ITALIAN! HA! That's how I roll in my free time! Nerdy and Lonely at it's peak in my life.....

Ok, since I love corn....Christa (Jeff's girlfriend) sent this to me....I want to apologize in advance to my mom and aunt Cheryl who won't like the wordage on here......and to HAYSUS....WWJD.....he prob woudn't post this pic....but I bet if the word was different, He would laugh.....

Britney Spears just saved my life. I am driving to work and her song "Radar" came on, and I was like "oh yeah, slow down"...and there was a state trooper!!!!!

ok so I "office chair burned" my elbow from getting up out of my chair too fast....only me people.....only me.......

You can't make yourself happy by bringing misery to other people....

"Ruin is a gift. Ruin is the road to transformation."

I have always believed that there are places that can heal the soul....

(and for anyone wondering, yes anthropologie is one of them....)

If my nickname is ever "Groceries"....just shoot me.

Is it 5:30 yet?



I mean, I love my job!!!!

.....and my hat!

You CANNOT have a donut shop next door to a Smoothie King....it shouldn't be legal....

Zero comments, zero comments, zero comments.....guess I'll go eat worms...... 

....and this is what I need to know! I need to know what kind of flowers these are! The one on the left: white one with the black center and on the right: large light pink flower on the top left! They are sooooo beautiful!

Ok all you right-handed people, SIT DOWN! Today is National Left Handers Day! It is my day to shine!!!!!!

Going to get my 3rd hole in my ears.....why am I nervous?!?!?

Omg.....your muffin top may kill u!!!.....
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Omg....Baylee and I are at chickfila sitting in a booth making faces at all the people coming thru the drive thru...

Ok so I have a new favorite outfit that I threw together in about 5 min.....soooooooo cute! Earrings are a bit heavy....but beauty is pain..... :)
Gaw.....look at the organization behind me going on!!! I am gooooood!

What is it about sugar covered fried dough in the mornings!!! Gaw!

Well I just saw that my brother has this intelligent, encouraging, enlightening, and everything smart and favorite child blog......and then there is mine...loud, obnoxious, non intelligent, bright, and blunt. His is about dreams......
WELL....then let me just tell you about my dream from last night and what I learned from it.......AHEM...ATTENTION PLEASE!!!!!

MY DREAM: I was being chased by these giant pepperonis.....they wouldn't quit running really fast after me! I couldn't hide from them....they always found me! They ran soooo fast!

WHAT I LEARNED: When you order 2 pizzas for supper: one canadian bacon and mushroom, and the other one pepperoni... don't just eat the canadian bacon and mushroom....you need to include the pepperoni and eat some of that pizza too.....it's not nice....

Rook at how handsome my wittle man is! Him is getting so big! Him is just chillin in the bathwoom on his cwinkle bug toy while I am getting weady for bed....

Congrats to my longtime friend Chelsea Hembrough Garcia on the birth of her first child with her husband Emmanuel Garcia on Friday morning! Happy Birthday Christiano! You are adorable and precious!

Then my husband rode horses Sunday morning.....YEEEEEEHAWWWWW!!!!!!!! (I was sleeping....no horse is worth my only day to sleep in.....especially in this hot weather!)

And these are some pretty flowers that I just delivered to a lady that we do business with that just got married and a promotion at work!


Did I mention that I almost died from a migraine on Friday night? Well not really died.....but I asked my dad to come get me and take me to the ER....so if I WILLINGLY go get medical attention....I MUST be dying.....anyways....I am alive! :)

I am seriously thinking about opening up a cupcake business.....Grayce Cakes, Cupcakerooza (my fav), or something else that I haven't thought of yet. And I wanna have funny names for cupcakes, like Nilla Bean, The Baxter, blah blah blah......thinking thinking thinking......

Well Ronnie and I basically toured Texas these last couple of days...we went everywhere it seems like: Midlothian, Austin, San Antonio, Corpus Christi, Houston, and home! We left Thursday morning really early and headed to some truck place in Midlothian. We had to be there by 8 am...so needless to say, I was sleeping the whole time. :) Then we went to Austin to eat, shop just a smidge, get Orange Cup, and tour the Capital. Here are some pics that I took.....the first one is walking up to the Capital and then the second one is my fav....I was looking up to the ceiling! I love this one!!!!!


Then we headed to San Antonio to stay the night, eat on the riverwalk, and relax for one night! Well, the riverwalk was nice! I don't know what my deal is, but I LOVE eating outside at places like that! We ate mexican food of course :) My fav thing to eat!!! We were gonna go to the Alamo...yes like a bunch of tourists...BUT we forgot. There was some problems with some trucks or something, so from like 2am to 6am, he was on the phone with different people for whatever work reason! UGH!
We woke up Friday and drove to Alice, Texas, where all the trucks are stationed at. He had to pick up some stuff, drop off some stuff, meet some new driver, meet with some people...yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah....I was sleeping in the truck.
We FINALLY got to Corpus Christi around suppertime on Friday! Ate at Joe's....Ronnie downed 4 pounds of crawfish...SICKO! I mean, how can you eat that stuff! I know that they are dead and all....but they are staring at you while you eat them! YUCKY!



Then we drove around and looked at the houses on the beach....this was my FAVORITE! The picture doesn't do it justice AT ALL!


We woke up Saturday morning....ok ok ok....we woke up at noon on Saturday and went to the beach for the afternoon! SOOOOOO nice and relaxing! I need to live on the beach somewhere....I think that I wouldn't be as stressed out...but then I may not be able to keep a job because I wouldn't want to leave the house! Ha! Here are a couple of pics that I took while there. I didn't bring the charger for my real camera....so everything is courtesy of the iPhone!

We ate at Landry's that night, and walked along the beach wall. Weather was perfect! I loved every second of it! We woke up a little earlier the next day. We went and toured the USS Lexington.....bad idea in the summer with NO MOVING AIR! OMG! SOOOOO HOT! But it was cool to see all that stuff. I only took a few pics...but here they are!


We finished the day off with a cheeseburger and a long trip home....ok ok ok we stopped for Orange Cup in Houston and I got 2...THERE...YOU HAPPY! I admitted it!

All in all, we had a great time! Always great to get away and spend time with each other! And we are both still alive! HA! Oh wait! I almost forgot my most favorite picture from the USS Lexington! I am sure that you will see why! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH