Tidbits from Grayce

Christmas present idea.....yesssssssss

Yep.....u heard me right! Lol

Just an assumption....but when u get an apple pie from McDonalds, and it says "10:00" on the side, that means it probably isn't the freshest.....

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My recent fat kid food obsessions: lays barbeque chips, McDonalds, easy mac (this is always a must for me), ice cream, frosted mini wheats cereal.....I can't eat enough of this crap! Like I want it for every meal! Lol....

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Well, now I know why Lady GaGa wears a ton of makeup all the time......

My mom had to make the hard decision today to put Jacob to sleep. He was really old and his little body was giving out completely.

He was a very good kitty for many many many years. He was our oldest kitty that we had. RIP Jacob. U r loved and will be missed.

My mom said that dad got up early this morning with Jacob and let him run around outside for a bit, fed him all the turkey baby food he could eat, and then snuggled and loved on him. His last hours were full of love. Good old Jacob....

Ok, I have a couple of "tidbits" today to share.......

1) today is the assembly of the invitations day. I have everything cut, measured, and ready to go! All I have to do it assemble, put in envelopes (that I had to HAND MAKE by the way...), put an address label on, stamp, and mail! I am gonna take pics tonight of each one and post. They all have the same front invitation, but all the paper behind it is different. Ugh, sometimes my ideas are wonderful and ridiculous all in the same thought.....

2) If you ever think that you want to possibly hand stitch invitations or even part of them, it is a bad idea. It is not worth it. There is always another way.....even if it is paying someone else to do it......

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4) I am getting sick....I have a sore throat and I feel like ca-ca. My throat is all red and feels swollen. I wanna go home and sleep....but even if I went home.....I have too much to do already....invitations, try on 5 million dresses for this wedding that I have purchased on my parents credit card (yesssssssssss and thanks...promise to return all but one...or 2 for backup), clean house, give the dogs a bath, wash bedding,wash dog bedding,...see.....no time for sleep.....

5) I have been eating like a fat kid. I would like to take this time to blame it on my dad. Mom is gone and dad has this eating affect on me.....makes me think that I am hungry and I feel obligated to eat everything on my plate otherwise he gives me this look like I am wasteful....eventhough I am gonna get it TO GO and eat it for lunch the next day.....gosh dad....all your fault.

6) my body still aches....my hands, back, and legs especially....ridiculous.....so I still can't work out or even do lunges....I always do lunges.....and I have not been able to do lunges in almost 2 months now.....ugh.....or crunches or plank....ridiculous.....I need a cookie....see #5 for explanation.....

7) Baxter needs a haircut.....but somehow I feel ridiculous paying the same amount for his hair cut as I do for my hair cut AND color.....he is a dog for crying out loud! lol

8) Last but not least, a pic that my long lost "fren" Stephanie...I mean BETHANY sent me today that reminded her of me.....
We use to do yoga together 3 days a week downtown. Let's just say that there was NO concentration going on there for us....and probably everyone else....we can't help how stinking funny we are....it just comes naturally and we don't have to work for it....so I am pretty sure that Jesus wants us to share our gifts with everyone that HE has given us....so we did....and then we would get told to be quiet....and we would try.....but inside.....we were laughing til peeing occurred........miss you Bethany!

9) ONE MORE!.....anyone seen my husband.....he's about yeah high, drives a white truck with a license plate that says RUNNY, probably wearing a hat, needs a haircut......if found, please return to previous owner......lol JK Runny....I want my new purse.....love you!

Yea for Missoni for Target kitchen and dining!!!!!!!!!

Fat kids have more than 1 candy bar in their purse.......therefore I am a fat kid.

Fat kids also ear candy bars for breakfast.....I am still a fat kid.

Fat kids have "get more candy bars" on their list of things to do.....I really am a fat kid.

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I have FINALLY finished the invites for the bridal shower! They turned out PERFECT! Special thanks to Jennifer at work for throwing it all together for me to get them printed! I love them!!!!!

Amen!

Omg....it's Vogue Barbie!

I wound say that this is perfectly matched to the color of my eyes.....so I am pretty sure I need the ring. Lol

Dear Anthropologie,

I would like to thank you for your recent September 2011 catalog. I absolutely LOVE getting the catalogs in the mail AND by email....and yes, I look at both and have the same love affair with each like it is the very first time. I am sure that you don't understand the relief that I feel knowing that you are 4 exits down on the tollway at North Park Mall. Knowing that you are there whenever I need you or just for a fling, helps me sleep better at night.

But there are 2 sides to every story.....for everything good, there is always something bad. Your catalog also brings me much pain. When I look at it and know that I cannot go purchase EVERYTHING in it plus some, gives me a headache. It makes me want to throw up and punch someone all at the same time. How is someone suppose to remain an honest individual when funds are always limited? I am addicted and need to know where to get my fix dadgumit! You build me up and then yank me right back down to reality when I see the price tags. No, I am not a millionaire right now. But when I am, just know that I am coming for you....

Let's take a close look at why I cannot sleep at night......

Yeah I am talking to you camel, orange, red, and black pancho with the pencil skirt, black tights, and red shoes. What exactly am I suppose to do with this information? How am I suppose to remain a responsible adult and pay bills when I see you and you are sitting there staring right back at me with longing in your eyes? I need all 4 pieces of you...yes all 4 that I mentioned...NO, it is a completed outfit....in the sight of GOD!


Ok, let's discuss you blue jacket, printed skirt, and hat to die for. You know my obsession with hats. Did you do this on purpose? Knowing that I was going to see you with her? Yes, I have you in burnt orange jacket, but come on....seeing you in blue only deepens my feelings and makes me know for sure that it is just fine to own you in 8 different colors as long as they are on different ends of the spectrum.


I don't even know WHERE to begin on this one. Everything about you screams my name. It's freaking ridiculous! I mean, come on SKIRT, you go with basically everything and every season! That is like a 4 for 1 special in my size, so technically you are only 1/4 of the price for each season. What a deal! Skirt....you have brightened my day....I am coming right over!


And last but not least, look at you furry vest. I need another furry vest. You are the furry vest that I need. Like right NOW. The rest I can do without...well....blouse, we will see when I get there if you are of a necessity in life....which I am SURE that you are....especially if you are Bayla Jane....cuz all Bayla Jane tops are of a necessity to me.....basically any flowy blouse is much needed in my life and closet. I mean come on vest....I can wear you with a long sleeve shirt, short sleeve shirt, tank top, tube top, dress, skirt, jeans, trousers, short.....that is a 10 for 1 special! You are even cheaper than the striped skirt that I need up top! YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Um Nilla, I don't think that constitutes as "helping Granny"....

Well countless sleepless nights equals many hours web searching equals pics like this equals "seriously God?" equals "that's it, I am gonna starve myself" equals "oooooooo Pinkberry" equals "crap it's past 11 when they close" equals "I wonder when they open" equals more web searching equals even LESS sleep equals not looking like this perfect girl equals ugh equals "I wonder when the last shipment of dresses to pick from for the wedding is gonna get here" equals "crap I gotta make those tissue poms things for the bridal shower" equals "hmmmmmm I gotta start on those invitations if they are gonna go out next week in the mail" equals "crap I gotta check my mail equals "no I am NOT going outside on the streets of Dallas at this hour" equals imagining someone hiding in the bushes equals "Bush's, oh yeah they live close to here" equals Pinkberry is close to here equals "dang it, I am starving NOW" equals "oooooooo starving equals skinnier" equals looking better in the wedding pics equals "dang, those tissue poms!" equals I never wanna go dress shopping again equals "oh yeah, Tiffany Henry got engaged last night" equals oooooooo I hope she picks me to plan her wedding equals I still gotta find shoes that will work for all the bridesmaids equals "I dont even know the other bridesmaids" equals I love that movie Bride Wars equals "I wonder what is recording tomorrow night" equals "omg if Ronnie snores any louder, neighbors are gonna call in a noise disturbance" equals "omg why does my brain keep processing so much stuff so fast?" equals "man, I must be a genius" equals somehow I MUST be the favorite child since I am obviously so smart equals "omg I can't imagine birthing a child!" equals OUCH equals poopy diapers equals I gotta pee again equals I really am hungry equals Pinkberry opens at 11 equals I gotta go to bed and get rested up for Pinkberry equals NITE ALL! Except for u Angelina Jolie.....I hope u have a nasty zit on your forehead tomorrow morning......

I have died and gone to cerulean blue skinny jeans and matching Aztec print handbag!!!!!

OMG...ok, so Pintrest is literally, THE best thing since, um, um, um, well way better than facebook in my opinion...cuz well, you don't give status updates and have to see who all is posing for pictures that makes you wanna gag or take them shopping for new clothes, or brush their hair, or UNfriend them, lol. You just look at single shots of things that people love/like/want/whatever!!!!
So I signed up a few months ago.....then forgot about it. So I guess that Pintrest takes their members pretty seriously. CUZ NOW, for whatever reason, they are saying that I don't have an account now when I try to login. Ok, so you have to REQUEST an invite to this snobby site too. So needless to say, I have requested at least 24 invites in 2 days....no really....I am not kidding. AND I have YET to get an invite. I have been checking my inbox AND my spam mail EVERYDAY and nothing has come yet. I am at the point where I am losing sleep at night because of them! (not really...but that sounds really dramatic, lol) But seriously, there are PINS that I need to find out about that I CAN'T until I get my flagnoggin INVITE! I wonder if they have a complaint or customer service number to call.....hmmmmm.......

COME ON PINTREST! WHAT THE FLAGNOG ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!!!!!