Tidbits from Grayce

Hi my name is Grayce, and I am in desperate need of being an alcoholic. Any takers?......

Well the dress shopping for Jeff and Christa's wedding has begun.....I am a retard, I know.....but I am also extremely organized and ahead of schedule almost all of the time! SO of course I am gonna start looking 6 months before the wedding....I am wearing the 2nd most important dress at the wedding for goodness sake! Matron of honor is serious.....and I am taking this completely serious. I am gonna look amazing and that will take 6 months of preparation. Mind you, there is another maid of honor, her sister, and she is more important than me too....but who cares...I will be the old married lady standing up there with them.....everyone else is at least 5 years younger and more, I don't know, well younger! LOL...so I must take every precaution necessary to prevail and at least blend in. So here are the first 4 options that I have (I am liking the last one the best):

The words "gremlin" or "satan" or "little f***er" come to mind when I look at this pic of me...cuz it looks like I have a seriously sneaky plan up in my head....wish I knew what it was......lol

So I really haven't been doing that much reading these last few weeks.....shame on me, I know, I know. But whatever! ANYWAYS, while strolling thru Target with Jamie the other day, I decided to make a book purchase. I didn't really care to get anything serious or life changing or anything that required anything other than complete enjoyment and laughter. Well ladies and gentlemen, I accomplished just that....and beyond. I do not think that I have laughed harder while reading any book in my entire existence. What incredible book is this you ask?
This is basically a book that I do NOT recommend for anyone that is not planning on seeing Horrible Bosses and Friends with Benefits...if you catch my drift. Now not EVERYTHING in this book is inappropriate....but I would say 65% at least. LOL. But I was snorting the other night laughing so hard at this lady! It is a collection of short stories in her life. Now, if you don't watch Chelsea Lately (on E! at night), then you will not get her humor or think that it is as funny as I do. In my head, I am hearing her tell all these stories and that my friends, is what is so funny. OMG. I am gonna finish it today and then read it again this weekend! I mean it, I want to re-read this book everyday that I am having a bad day for the rest of my life. I love it to much. She has like 2 or 3 other books, and when I get off work today, I will be the proud owner of all of her other books. So I know that I went to get a book that would have no affect on me long term life situations or be life changing....but I DEFINATELY got a life changing book....or at least mood changing...and in my case....that means life changing. LOL

So I have been "instagramming" all my photos in my photo albums on my phone. You basically take the photos that you already have and add an effect to them. Needless to say, this has taken a lot of my sleep time away from me. Here is what I have so far....now I am no photographer...so no judgement on any of these. I like them...and that is all that matters!

I have seen 2 movies this year that I would say are on my top 5 funny movies list: 1) Horrible Bosses and 2) Friends With Benefits. Mind you, I would NEVER go see either one of these movies with my mother, father, or Jesus sitting beside me. Yes I know that Jesus is always with me. But these movies were so inappropriate that I am pretty sure that Jesus stopped at the door. So see! I am fine!

Note to self......cookies for breakfast along with my morning vanilla frapp in a bottle is NOT the way to go.....ever....no matter how good those cookies look. It is not worth it. The calories, the tummy ache, the guilt...none of it. Next time, stare that individually wrapped cookie that you purchase, now wait, there is my problem. I purchased the dang thing! Crap....there is no hope. I should just give up now while I am ahead...ahead of what? The only way to get ahead in this situation is to beat your previous amount of cookies consumed in a single sitting. Ok there are a few different ways to look at this possible record breaking situation: 1) I could go for the title or 2) I could learn from my mistakes and not do it again. Hmmmmm..... THANKYOUPLEASEMAYIHAVEANOTHER! LOL

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!!!

Chubby Wubby rode with Crabby Daddy to work today.......



Chubby Wubby said SLOW DOWN CRABBY DADDY!!!!!

Eat your heart out Heidi Klum....I rock sparkly pants too! LOL....and now for the random poses so you can see my shoes and the bottom of the pants.....oh yeah, and my face.....LOL....

"Get rid of wishbone and get a backbone." LOL

http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/kitten-fights-apples/20na78g7?rel=msn&cpkey=f2ff625b-62fe-42fc-8296-8b29db51097b|kittens%20viral|msn||

Artist: Kate Nash
Song: Made of Bricks

My want of the day: For every ounce of beauty I create on the outside of me, I want to create 2 ounces of beauty on the inside.

"Nature is not primarily functional. It is primarily beautiful."

I love it when the sun glitters off my leg hairs......makes me feel manly....

Well I didn't want to waste any of the caramel.....there are starving kids that need it....or fat kids in suite 513 that need it too! LOL

The Bride has purchased a dress!

MVPC of the week? Most Valuable Piece of Clothing of the week!....is definitely my denim vest! Obsessed with it this week! Worn it twice already....usually that is a fashion NO NO for me....but not this week....I wanted to wear it everyday.....but I had self control....LOL! And I just may wear it Saturday too! Maybe Sunday! IDK! The possibilities are endless! LOL I mean, I may just throw it over my dress for Jeff and Christa's wedding! JK.....calm down....no Joe Dirt style matron of honor apparel will be present on my body at least....this is East Texas...ya never know....
I do love Joe Dirt though....I'm Joe Dirt WHOOO!

Well we didn't get a good report for Zoey yesterday. The vet said that we are not able to get her diabetes under control....which is affecting every aspect of her life basically. She has her good days and good moments, but not that out weigh the bad. She is such a good girl. I love her so much. He said to increase her insulin, but that it probably isn't going to do what we need it to. She has already made it a year past what they thought that she would. So I know that she is a fighter. But hearing the results of her test yesterday was heart breaking for me. We are still gonna fight for her though. But not at the expense of her quality of life. I know that regardless, she won't be around much longer....but life without Zoey is hard to imagine right now. Her has been my puppy for 1o years in November. I just want to feed her cheeseburgers, take her on rides, let her roll around in the grass, and soak up the sun everyday. Her is a good girl. Pray for a miracle....

So I joined this thing called Pinterest......well, you request for an invitation to join.....basically, it is a site/app that you "pin" thing to your board that you love/like/want/want to remember/show other people....I haven't even started on it yet....I am gonna need to take a day off from work and do that! LOL

Also, I would like to point out that I did NOT eat bald cupcakes for breakfast this morning.....I had 3 hardboiled eggs with no salt....and my morning vanilla frapp in a jar! LOL

If you scrape the frosting off of a cupcake so that it is bald, I am pretty sure that makes it a muffin which is breakfast food.....

Well, this afternoon we will find out Zoey's fate. Ronnie took her in this morning to do her fasting blood glucose test. Her number was 490. We have to take her back around 3-4 today to retake her number. If it didn't drop at least 150, then we have to discuss options. I am so nervous and sick to my stomach right now......ugh....

"U belong among the wildflowers,
U belong in a boat out at sea.
U belong with your love on your arm,
U belong somewhere u feel free." -Tom Petty

Sent from Grayce Weaver
www.grayceweaver.blogspot.com

Today is Baxter's birthday! Him is 5 years old today! Big ol boy! 

So we have lived here in Dallas since October....and I don't really have my house completed. I haven't been able to decide what I want where and blah blah blah. After church today, we went into West Elm. I have 100% decided finally on the design and decorating ethic of our bedroom!

I have already painted the main wall Gecko. It is basically like it sounds.....bright freaking green! I absolutely love it! But I knew that I didn't want to paint ALL the wall that color. I want that color to POP in my room. So on the other walls, I am going to paint a dark gray/ slate color. That is also the color of duvet cover that I want to get from West Elm! Here is a pic of it!
I have mirrored night stands....so I am wanting silver in the room as well to accentuate the mirrors. I also have mercury glass knobs on my dresser....so silver is a MUST in the room! Here are the curtains that I am gonna get!!!
Love them!!!! Absolutely perfect! Now don't freak out....but I have a black dresser and a chocolate brown rug. Yes yes yes....breaking all the matching rules....but it DOES match and I love it! I also found the bed that I want! It is on SALE at West Elm...so I gotta save my moolah and get it before they sell out! Here is a pic!
I have ALWAYS wanted a bed like this! And it is only $400! That is CRAZY cheap for a bed like this! It is perfect!

Now....to dig up the money tree and replant where it will grow quickly!!!!! LOL

Beautiful hair! I think that is so neat with the fading of the colors!!!!!
And I freaking LOVE this shirt! I think that these are my favorite kind of shirts! Look how freaking cute!!!!!!!! Now if I was only that skinny......so I could wear those shorts.......lol
BEAUTIFUL!!!!!