End of the World

Ok, so apparently the end of the world is Saturday. So I have planned my last 3 days to live...here goes:

THURSDAY- sleep in, eat donuts, punch all the annoying people that I come across in the face, eat more donuts, go on a hot air balloon ride, go buy all the kittens and puppies that I can find, tell the bank tellers that they are the slowest people in the world, rob that same bank, eat more donuts, eat an entire bowl of cake batter, watch Despicable Me

FRIDAY-recover from Thursdays event by sleeping in again, eat an entire bowl of blueberry muffin mix batter, roll around on the ground with all the puppies and kittens that I bought yesterday, wear cowboy boots and a bikini all day, call up one person in particular and tell them to meet me outside and beat the crap out of them, get tattoo on my forehead that says "leave me alone", swim in a pool made of noodles, watch Despicable Me again

SATURDAY- eat mac & cheese all day, go spend all the money I stole from the bank on Thursday in Anthropologie and Louis Vuitton, call up Edward and confess my undying love for him, eat more mac & cheese, let the doggies and Scoob eat all the cheeseburgers they could possibly want, wrestle a snake, get in a food fight with just cake, play demolition derby with my car, watch Despicable Me, fly to the beach and wait for the world to end.....

SUNDAY (since the world didn't end on Saturday)- get someone to bail me out of jail from robbing a bank, try to give away all the kittens and puppies that I bought, totally regret the tattoo on my forehead, totally NOT regret beating up that dumb girl that I didn't say who it was, try to explain to the car insurance people what happened to my car, go car shopping since I demolished mine the day before, clean up all the dog and cat throw up from the abundance of cheeseburgers the day before, probably sick from all the mac & cheese, donuts, and cake batter....so spend most of the day in the bathroom......and then watch Despicable Me