Thursday, April 28, 2011

12:05 PM

Attractive!

While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ.

"I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."

His wife replied, "Why, thank you, dear."

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

2:51 PM

Shareen Vintage

Jamie was telling me about this show that is on Planet Green that basically screams my name. It is called Dresscue Me. It is about this lady who takes clothes that are old and you wouldn't want, and adds to, alters, takes stuff away, and makes it beautiful and up to date! Unfortunately, my parents do not have the Planet Green channel....hopefully I do in Dallas! I literally have it on my list of things to do....check for Planet Green channel. hahaha~!

Anyways! I was looking online and saw her blog and looked at the latest post...it is pretty long, but inspriational and worth the reading for sure! I can only hope to write like this one day. Here you go! Enjoy!

"Within a few hours of the shows airing, I began to receive letters.

I stayed up late answering them.

Women from all over the country wrote to me about their lives and dreams and their fears.

They spoke of issues of self esteem and their need for true and profound transformation.

I took their feelings to heart and supported them with my words.

I have been where they are.

I know how hard life can be.

And I sit here tonight, only blessed to be some where else.

I cannot tell you how profound change can happen for you, but I can tell

you the things that I have learned along my way.

When you are lost it is OK to cry often.

You will surrender your confidence for humility.

The confident can make a path, but for the humble a path will be made.

You will surrender your answers for questions.

Those with answers learn nothing.
All their sentences end with a period.

Those who live the question mark have at least

the hope of becoming an exclamation point.

The period has no hope of change.

Surrender your addictions.

Sorry.

But, your addictions keep you from the truth.

And it is true that the truth will set you free.

If you are in addiction think of yourself as

deaf, mute, blind and in a dead end.

This is the level of your limitation.

If you are OK with your life as it is then

keep it up.

But if you want change, the fastest way is

to put it down.

Your positive thoughts will make a good life.

But an empty mind ruled by a grateful heart will make

a miraculous life.

Miracles are beyond your understanding.

You cannot create the miracle you want.

You can only receive it.

You must stop trying to know everything.

Instead celebrate knowing nothing.

You cannot receive an answer if you do

not live in a question.

I tell you, I know this to be true, all your answers will have voice in your joy.

And those that love you will join this voice in harmony.

The path you seek is one you have been paving most of your life.

It will consist of the things you have always loved, and of those that

have always brought you joy.

Joseph Campbell wrote that we should follow our bliss and he was right.

Go where you love.

Go without a map and have no answers.
You are not wise enough to go forth with an answer.
Go only with questions.

Ask everyone you know and all the strangers you meet.

Where am I?

Here is what I love.
What shall I do?

How shall I do it?

And wait. Watch. Listen.

The answers are all around you and they are simple.

And say yes to any offers of work.

You cannot pray for work and then turn it down.

Say yes.

Go.

Learn.

Witness.

Give.

Like this you will be shown answers.

Put your ego aside.

Cry if that hurts.

But do it anyway.

And what ever your religion get good at prayer.

To pray is to say thank you. That is all.

Do not ask for anything.

You don’t know what you want.

You don’t know what you need.

If you did you would have it.

Remember, again, know nothing and pray

only thank you, thank you, thank you.
For every little thing, always, thank you." -Shareen Mitchell

9:37 AM

Tidbit From Jamie's Husband

Ok,my bestie Jamie's husband happens to be named Ronnie too. So we call him Ronji. Well this is Ronji and Jamie's text conversation this morning:

Ronji- "Babe...I don't mean to sound shallow, but whenever I'm having a bad day I just think of your new boobies and I smile!

Jamie- "Wow babe, I thought that you said that I didn't need them...."

Ronji- "Yes, I did say that, but that's before I knew how happy they would make me!"

How funny is that...typical man...hahahaahahah

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

1:15 PM

Easter Weekend...

Well my mom's sister, a.k.a Aunt Cheryl, came to visit for Easter from Iowa. She got here Friday, then Ronnie and I left that evening to go back to Dallas until Sunday. We came back Sunday afternoon for Easter with the fam and she headed back to Iowa today.... :( Didn't get to see much of her, but I am glad that I DID get to see her! She is an avid blog reader of mine....so sweet! She always leaves comments that crack me UP! She treated me to yogurt last night at this new place in Longview called Diddy's. I settled for sugar free vanilla with 8,000 calories worth of chocolate toppings...fabulous......it was so rich, that I couldn't even finish it! Yes, I know...I am disappointed in MYSELF!!!! Wait, wait, wait...I need to start at the beginning of the weekend....let's say Friday once we got to Dallas...AHEM!.....

FRIDAY- got to Dallas that night, unloaded everything and went to eat at Cantina Laredo cuz us fat kids were STARVING! It is a mexican restaurant that is across from Pinkberry. I decided that all I wanted was queso and corn tortillas...it was yummy! AND, I just want to highly suggest that you do NOT go to a MEXICAN restaurant and order an ITALIAN MARGARITA....no bueno. But I was a trooper and finished er off!...along with the tortillas and queso....MOVING ALONG!....

SATURDAY- woke up, cleaned the house, which I do whenever I am there...well a lite cleanup, like straightening, making sure no mold is growing anywhere, sweep up the dustbunnies....you know, general cleaning. WELL I decided to go all out and clean like a freak! AAAAAAAAAND I did. Ronnie went and rode his motorcycle that he got running again so it was me and the animals. The animals napped and I cleaned. What a great way to spend your ONE day off from work and travel. HAHA! When he got back from riding,we went to Northpark Mall for a little shopping for some clothes for Ronnie. Can you believe that I did NOT get one item of clothing? i got some more lotion and body wash from Bath & Body Works and then a 36 cupcake caddy from Williams & Sonoma, which I may add was quite possibly the highlight of my baking years....ANYWAYS, I went into Anthropologie and wanted EVERYTHING in there I may add, but walked out with NOTHING. It was painful and I didn't like any of it....but I did it. I can't say that I am proud of myself....but it was a first. :) THEN, we ate sushi at Kona Grill (my fav place to eat sushi I think) and saw Water for Elephants. I really liked the movie. HOWEVER, the movie made Marlena and Jacob seem so scandalous! They didn't make her husband August seem bad at all! Leave it to a movie to ruin a good book! HA! Yes, I did get 2 containers of Dibs to eat....how did you know that? Did my fat girl guilty conscience rat me out again? Stupid whore....jk LOL

SUNDAY- Easter. Woke up, we had cinnamon roll Sunday (which we haven't had in SUCH a long time), got packed, showered, and headed to big LONGVIEW. Whoop whoop... We took separate vehicles in case Ronnie has to stay longer to work cuz I have to come back before Friday. I have to make cupcakes for Josie's baby shower that is Saturday at 2. So anyways, I drove. AND I got pulled over in Gladewater for speeding. I have GOT to use the cruise control...or at least pay attention to the speed limit...actually....I think that I need to do both in order to effectively use the cruise control. LUCKILY, there was a break in at the local Pawn Shop there in Gladewater....so he had to go. HAHA! It was pretty funny actually....the whole conversation that took place...I will blog it later....possibly give a reenactment.....wouldn't that be entertaining! OOOOOO I will put it on my list of things to do! You know....that list that I rarely get to mark anything off of except when it says "pay bills". UGH......

MONDAY- work work work, buy clearance lamp at TJ Maxx for my livingroom that is super cute! I will have to take a pic and post it! Then mama bought me 2 new pairs of eye covers! YESSSSSS.......then we went to the yogurt place....which I already told you about.

TUESDAY- still here at work.....haven't left, haven't taken a break...well we can count this post as my 1st 15 minute break of the day......

WEDNESDAY- HOPEFULLY SOMETHING GRAND WILL HAPPEN!

Monday, April 25, 2011

12:29 PM

Question of the Day...

12:25 PM

Random CD's of the Day....

so far I have listened to......

1)NeedtoBreathe
2)Phantom Planet
3)Other Lives
4)The Wreckers

....there will be more to come....I am here 8 hours.....ugh...
12:22 PM

Thought of the Day....

Easy Mac needs to make a "fat kid" portion....like at least double what comes in the LITTLE container....cuz I would fall under that catagory....totally....I love you anyways Easy Mac....totally...

Friday, April 22, 2011

3:14 PM

This Makes Me Smile.....

.....every time that I look at it!

http://dogoftheday.com/archive/2009/June/27.html


Her is my Nilla, DaNilla, Nildabeast, Nilla Bean, Nillie, Nildee, Nil-Nil, Nadabrain, Kindest most tenderhearted
doggy in all the lands.....and I wuv her so much!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

3:41 PM

Not So Easy Mac...

Ok, so I am starving....like strait up, skin and bones starving. So I get my Easy Mac out of my drawer that I brought today and I head to the kitchen. So excited about the Easy Mac! I put it in the microwave for 3 1/2 minutes. About 2 minutes in, I smell something burning. So I say to myself "what retard burned their food again...". Well then I look in the microwave and it is filled with smoke. That retard would be me.....I didn't put WATER into my EASY MAC. The ONLY ingredient needed. Gaw, I am such a freaking retard.....now everything up here smells like rotten burned poopy mac. So mad....so so mad!
10:34 AM

PRETTTTTTYYYYYYYY!


Well I was going for pink and purple leopard.....not quite sure if it was a victory or not...but I think that they are PRETTY! I did my toes like that too....but I have boots on today and a dress....so please don't make me take them off and put my leg up here! HAHA!
Ronnie said that they looked ghetto....I just looked at him and said, "oh no you dint!"

Friday, April 15, 2011

2:37 PM

Happy Friday To Ya!

11:41 AM
So I have had coffee and cadbury mini eggs so far today to eat....with plans of Easy Mac for lunch.....I think I need an intervention...

Thursday, April 14, 2011

1:50 PM

DRUMROLL PUHLEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!........

Monday, April 11, 2011

11:57 PM

Friday, April 8, 2011

2:57 PM

MINE!

2:56 PM

Wowzer!

Thursday, April 7, 2011

10:00 AM
So if I put Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies in a bowl and pour milk over them, does that mean it's cereal and I can eat it for breakfast?.....

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

3:54 PM

To Share or Not To Share....


Let's just say that I didn't share.......there are 13 servings with 12 eggs per serving & 190 calories. Hmmmmmm now let's say that I ate them all in one sitting. That is 2,470 calories. In the scale of life and all things fried, that really isn't THAT bad.
9:18 AM

Early Morning Reasoning....

So I would like to let you know how my brain works in the morning on certain things....or at least this morning in particular. Do you like my hat? Well it's my friend Aja's hat actually.....super cute! I look like a train conductor....hence the choo choo face and the fist pulling the cord for the whistle....anyways!.....
You wanna know exactly why I am wearing this hat? No, not because I didn't wash my hair and no, not because I didn't have time to fix it cuz I slept in. It is because I wanted to stop for breakfast....and for breakfast, I mean these:
Yes, mini Cadbury Eggs. I accidentally discovered these in CVS in Dallas. Aja and I were in the make up. She was looking for a certain lip color and I wanted chocolate....so I turned around and VOILA! There was a huge display of these little suckers! So what did I do? I walked my lumpy booty over there and got a bag....and ate them while shopping! Only to walk over and get 2 more to take home as well! (and yes mother I paid for the bag that I ate while shopping). They are all that I have been thinking about and dreaming about! OMG...they are sooooooo good! OMG you need some....you won't be disappointed. So I googled them last night (since I didn't have any, at least I could LOOK at them). I found 2 things that you must look at as well.

1) a poem that someone wrote about them:

http://teambuildingexercise2009.blogspot.com/2011/04/my-little-mini-egg-poem.html

2) they have their own facebook page (I don't even have a facebook page):

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Cadbury-Mini-Eggs/10250622622

I thought that I was going to die laughing on the ground last night. Yes on the ground. Yes! SO?!?! I was laying on the ground doing crunches googling Cadbury Mini Eggs last night! SO what! I am sure that you do weird and dumb things too! OH! Speaking of crunches....I did some last night along with a mini run....and it paid off this morning! This is a picture that I saw online. The paparazzi must have got me coming out of the....the.......lake....that is a really blue lake....whatever...it's me...just don't question it!

Monday, April 4, 2011

3:56 PM
Do u think there is a REASON that my husband laughed at me when I told him that being able to "whip" a motorcycle was on my bucket list?...

Friday, April 1, 2011

5:12 PM

YAMIE!!!!!

Just got off work and gonna go see my Yamie at her house (Jamie Payne)! Her had surgery today to, um, enhance God's small gift of the northern region.....hope she is feeling ok and drugged up to kingdom come!!! HAHA! Luv my Yamie!
11:17 AM

Feather SO Pretty! Sparkle Like Diamond In Sky!

Here is my hair down and curled! Look at my new feathers!!!! So pretty with the dark and curled!!!!! I love it! So PRETTY! Sparkel like diamond in sky! I am still getting use to it though....freaks me out when I look in the mirror and I am not thinking about it! ha!

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