Sunday, August 29, 2010

8:54 PM

Does God Exist?

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: 'I don't believe that God exists.'

'Why do you say that?' asked the customer.. 'Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist.

Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain.
I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things.'


The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument

The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop.

Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard.

He looked dirty and unkempt. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber:

'You know what? Barbers do not exist.'

'How can you say that?' asked the surprised barber. 'I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!'

'No!' the customer exclaimed. 'Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside.'


'Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come to me..'


'Exactly!' affirmed the customer. 'That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! That's what happens when people do not go to Him and don't look to Him for help.
That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world.'

Friday, August 27, 2010

2:01 PM

New Found Love.....

1:32 PM

Hmmmmmmmmm

Thursday, August 26, 2010

10:38 PM

I Officially Have Competition....

OMG.....so I am setting up my new laptop that I got...and I googled my blog so that I could set it as my homepage....and THIS IS WHAT I FLAGNOGGIN FOUND:

http://tidbitsofgrace.blogspot.com/

I mean....what am I suppose to do....comment on her blog and tell her that I HAD IT FIRST! and then tell her that she doesn't spell her name cool and mine is better than her?

......can I do that? I mean, that is mean, I can't do that!
AHHHEMM!!!!!
"Dear Tidbits of Grace without a "y"...........YOU IMPOSTOR!..........
8:52 AM

My Grprize!!!!

"I got a laptop, I got a laptop, I got a laptop hey hey hey hey! I got a LAPTOP, I got a LAPTOP, I got a LAPTOP HEY HEY HEY HEY!" (you gotta sing it like Buckwheat does on Little Rascals when he got a dollar)

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

3:22 PM

Start All Over...OMG!

Ok, so Dr Pepper was suppose to be included in this whole no sweets binge...yes I should have known this....but WHATEVER! And I subconsciously had a candy bar last night.....I was driving to meet Ronnie in Louisiana and I almost fell asleep driving...so I pulled over and got a candy bar....not thinking...WHOOPSIE! So I just told Kristie that I needed to just start all over cuz I have messed it ALLLLLLLLLL UPPPPP!

Monday, August 23, 2010

8:36 PM

2 Week Binge

Well, thanks to my friend Kristie, somehow I have agreed to go on a 2 week "no sweets" binge with her. How in the heck did I agree to this? Do I not realize that sweets are a necessity in my life?...more like they are the sanity in my life!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED them!

Ok, so after getting up, standing in the mirror in my underwear, then weighing myself, I am pretty sure that do NOT need sweets. In fact, I am pretty sure that I need a "no fatty foods" binge, a "drink water only" binge, a "nothing fried" binge, a "no carb" binge, and a "basically just starve yourself you fatty" binge. UGH! And to think that I was in a bikini at the water park yesterday. WHAT WAS I THINKING!?!?!?!?!??!

So now I would like to apologize to all the people at the water park yesterday....for thinking at that I should still be allowed to wear a bikini in public without a cover up. For thinking that I still have my early twenties figure without flaws...cuz CLEARLY that is no longer the case here. I mean, boobs can't fix everything! UGH!.....

Saturday, August 21, 2010

3:11 PM

Friday, August 20, 2010

6:49 PM
9:03 AM

Wisdom of the Day....

Thursday, August 19, 2010

12:35 PM
I totally just played a 90 point word on Words with Friends!!!!......on the game with my 10 year old step daughter.....I am going to hell.
10:26 AM

Girlie Wisdom:

1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but she doesn't really care.

2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends..

7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today...

8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my panties.

10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet, for a while, and it shrinks 2 sizes!

11. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat.. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

12. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then they marry him.

13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day
10:21 AM

How I Roll...

I went to Hastings last night, rented 4 movies and bought a pocket dictionary to learn Italian....what is my problem....I mean really? And yes Ronnie is out of town so I will be watching all 4 movies BY MYSELF while I teach myself how to find out where the pasta and pizza is in ITALIAN! HA! That's how I roll in my free time! Nerdy and Lonely at it's peak in my life.....
10:17 AM

Funny HAHA Of The Day!....

Ok, since I love corn....Christa (Jeff's girlfriend) sent this to me....I want to apologize in advance to my mom and aunt Cheryl who won't like the wordage on here......and to HAYSUS....WWJD.....he prob woudn't post this pic....but I bet if the word was different, He would laugh.....
8:01 AM
Britney Spears just saved my life. I am driving to work and her song "Radar" came on, and I was like "oh yeah, slow down"...and there was a state trooper!!!!!

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

4:35 PM

How In the World....

1:43 PM

OMG....look what Tyler has now....

1:29 PM

Wisdom for the day....

1:29 PM

Eat Pray Love

1:26 PM

Thought of the Day....

I have always believed that there are places that can heal the soul....

(and for anyone wondering, yes anthropologie is one of them....)

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

8:26 PM
2:51 PM

Funny HAHA!!!!!!

2:50 PM

Scooby's New Bling...

2:48 PM

HELLO BEST INVENTION EVER!!!!!!

2:47 PM

It WAS NOT me....I did NOT eat the cupcake....

1:59 PM

Hi Tuesday......I love my hat!

8:12 AM

Sunday, August 15, 2010

6:39 PM

Friday, August 13, 2010

9:59 AM

Need to Know Basis...



....and this is what I need to know! I need to know what kind of flowers these are! The one on the left: white one with the black center and on the right: large light pink flower on the top left! They are sooooo beautiful!
9:55 AM

National Left Handed Day!

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

5:50 PM

Monday, August 9, 2010

6:19 PM

Saturday, August 7, 2010

8:47 PM

Thursday, August 5, 2010

9:37 AM

New Fav Outfit!!!!!!!


Ok so I have a new favorite outfit that I threw together in about 5 min.....soooooooo cute! Earrings are a bit heavy....but beauty is pain..... :)
Gaw.....look at the organization behind me going on!!! I am gooooood!
8:26 AM

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

10:19 PM

Dreams......

Well I just saw that my brother has this intelligent, encouraging, enlightening, and everything smart and favorite child blog......and then there is mine...loud, obnoxious, non intelligent, bright, and blunt. His is about dreams......
WELL....then let me just tell you about my dream from last night and what I learned from it.......AHEM...ATTENTION PLEASE!!!!!

MY DREAM: I was being chased by these giant pepperonis.....they wouldn't quit running really fast after me! I couldn't hide from them....they always found me! They ran soooo fast!

WHAT I LEARNED: When you order 2 pizzas for supper: one canadian bacon and mushroom, and the other one pepperoni... don't just eat the canadian bacon and mushroom....you need to include the pepperoni and eat some of that pizza too.....it's not nice....
9:40 AM

SCOOOOOOOB!


Rook at how handsome my wittle man is! Him is getting so big! Him is just chillin in the bathwoom on his cwinkle bug toy while I am getting weady for bed....

Monday, August 2, 2010

2:33 PM

Few Little Tidbits....

Congrats to my longtime friend Chelsea Hembrough Garcia on the birth of her first child with her husband Emmanuel Garcia on Friday morning! Happy Birthday Christiano! You are adorable and precious!

Then my husband rode horses Sunday morning.....YEEEEEEHAWWWWW!!!!!!!! (I was sleeping....no horse is worth my only day to sleep in.....especially in this hot weather!)

And these are some pretty flowers that I just delivered to a lady that we do business with that just got married and a promotion at work!


Did I mention that I almost died from a migraine on Friday night? Well not really died.....but I asked my dad to come get me and take me to the ER....so if I WILLINGLY go get medical attention....I MUST be dying.....anyways....I am alive! :)
1:52 PM

Cupcakes!!!!!!!!

I am seriously thinking about opening up a cupcake business.....Grayce Cakes, Cupcakerooza (my fav), or something else that I haven't thought of yet. And I wanna have funny names for cupcakes, like Nilla Bean, The Baxter, blah blah blah......thinking thinking thinking......

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