Super Funny Ha Ha and SUPER TRUE!
1) I think part of a best friend's job is to immediately erase your computer history if you die.
2) Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you are wrong.
3) I totally take back all those times I didn't want to take a nap when I was younger.
4) There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
5) How in the heck are you suppose to fold a fitted sheet.
6) Was learning cursive really necessary.
7) GPS really needs to start with direction #5, cuz I am pretty sure that I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.
8)Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9) I can't remember the last time that I wasn't at least sort of tired.
10) Bad decisions make great stories.
11) There comes a moment at work when you realize that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12) Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-ray? I really don't want to start my collection over....again.
13) I am always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save changes to the super long paper that I am working on, when I swear I didn't make any changes to begin with.
14) "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means that I will never wash this....EVER.
15) I keep some people's numbers in my phone so that I know not to answer them.
16) I think that the freezer deserves a light too.
17) I disagree with Kay Jewelers....I am willing to bet that more kisses on a Friday or Saturday night begin with Miller Light or Bud Light, not Kay.
18) I wish google maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
19) Sometimes when I watch a movie from when I was younger, I realize that I had NO CLUE what was really going way back when.
20) I would rather carry 10 bags with each hand then to make 2 trips to bring all the groceries in.
21) The only time that I look forward to a red light is when I am trying to finish a text.
22) I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
23) I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front of the line. Stay strong brothers and sisters!
24) Shirts get dirty. Underwear get dirty. But pants....you can wear them forever!
25) Is it just me, or do high school kids get dumber every year?
26) There is no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
2) Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you are wrong.
3) I totally take back all those times I didn't want to take a nap when I was younger.
4) There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
5) How in the heck are you suppose to fold a fitted sheet.
6) Was learning cursive really necessary.
7) GPS really needs to start with direction #5, cuz I am pretty sure that I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.
8)Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9) I can't remember the last time that I wasn't at least sort of tired.
10) Bad decisions make great stories.
11) There comes a moment at work when you realize that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12) Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-ray? I really don't want to start my collection over....again.
13) I am always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save changes to the super long paper that I am working on, when I swear I didn't make any changes to begin with.
14) "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means that I will never wash this....EVER.
15) I keep some people's numbers in my phone so that I know not to answer them.
16) I think that the freezer deserves a light too.
17) I disagree with Kay Jewelers....I am willing to bet that more kisses on a Friday or Saturday night begin with Miller Light or Bud Light, not Kay.
18) I wish google maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
19) Sometimes when I watch a movie from when I was younger, I realize that I had NO CLUE what was really going way back when.
20) I would rather carry 10 bags with each hand then to make 2 trips to bring all the groceries in.
21) The only time that I look forward to a red light is when I am trying to finish a text.
22) I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
23) I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front of the line. Stay strong brothers and sisters!
24) Shirts get dirty. Underwear get dirty. But pants....you can wear them forever!
25) Is it just me, or do high school kids get dumber every year?
26) There is no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
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