Tidbits from Grayce

I know that I said that "a calm sea doesn't make for a skillful sailor"......but I like the calm sea. I don't get seasick, I smile more, am happy, and get sleep. So I take it back!

Woe is me....

"A calm sea, does not make for a skillful sailor."

1- Do not EVER try to go to sleep without my sleep aid.....cuz sleep ain't happenin without it!

2- 2 hrs of sleep because of item #1 is NOT cutting it today.

3- No matter how talented I think that I am.....DO NOT attempt to fix my own eyelash extensions.

4- Always set an alarm when laying outside in the sun so you don't fall asleep on one side.

5- I CAN survive without dessert 24/7....barely.....

6- Just because the book is a free download on your Kindle, does NOT make it a good idea to read.

Eclipse opening in a month- CHECK!
Ready to go see it- CHECK!
Group of girls already have the day planned- CHECK!
Eclipse tickets already paid for- CHECK!
Eclipse tickets in wallet- CHECK!
Guarding wallet for dear life- CHECK!
Still in love with Edward- DOUBLE CHECK!

2 things: Zoey has diabetes so now I have to give her a shot twice a day......and I am getting sick.
BAHHUMBUG!

Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, please no bags. And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, please no gray. As for my belly, please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, please keep me young.
And thank you dear Lord for all you've done!

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we are nuts!"

BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house AND has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these 4 men don't know each other.

BAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Well here comes the weekend!!!!!!! FINALLY! I am going to get Baylee when I get off work today in Canton. Ronnie can't come home, so it will just be me and her! We are gonna stop at Cracker Barrel on the way home and eat supper with Christia and Tyler. Then on to the big city of Diana....where we call home! :)

Saturday....I don't know what we are going to do Saturday. If it is sunny, probably just hang around the house and let the dogs roam outside. I took the cone of shame off of Zoey last night and haven't put it back on. I think that she is healed enough to not need to wear it anymore! I am sooooo glad! She is sooooo skinny now! Her is ready for bikini season! :)

Sunday is mother's day.....I will probably have to take Baylee back before lunch, then head back home. I am sure that we will go eat lunch for mother's day. Don't know what else we will do. The possibilities are endless!

I sure hope it is sunny this weekend! I hate dreary weekends.....makes me sad. :( And it isn't looking good so far....not a lick of sunshine yet.....

"The man may be the head of the household, but the woman is the neck. She can turn the head any way she wants to."

Thanks Stia and Tywoo for my grprize! I love it!~

1) I think part of a best friend's job is to immediately erase your computer history if you die.
2) Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you are wrong.
3) I totally take back all those times I didn't want to take a nap when I was younger.
4) There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
5) How in the heck are you suppose to fold a fitted sheet.
6) Was learning cursive really necessary.
7) GPS really needs to start with direction #5, cuz I am pretty sure that I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.
8)Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9) I can't remember the last time that I wasn't at least sort of tired.
10) Bad decisions make great stories.
11) There comes a moment at work when you realize that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12) Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-ray? I really don't want to start my collection over....again.
13) I am always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save changes to the super long paper that I am working on, when I swear I didn't make any changes to begin with.
14) "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means that I will never wash this....EVER.
15) I keep some people's numbers in my phone so that I know not to answer them.
16) I think that the freezer deserves a light too.
17) I disagree with Kay Jewelers....I am willing to bet that more kisses on a Friday or Saturday night begin with Miller Light or Bud Light, not Kay.
18) I wish google maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
19) Sometimes when I watch a movie from when I was younger, I realize that I had NO CLUE what was really going way back when.
20) I would rather carry 10 bags with each hand then to make 2 trips to bring all the groceries in.
21) The only time that I look forward to a red light is when I am trying to finish a text.
22) I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
23) I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front of the line. Stay strong brothers and sisters!
24) Shirts get dirty. Underwear get dirty. But pants....you can wear them forever!
25) Is it just me, or do high school kids get dumber every year?
26) There is no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

My puppies are doing soooooo much better! All of Nilla's stitches are out now. She basically looks like nothing ever happened to her. Zoey is healing really quickly! She still has to wear the cone of shame.....and she still has stitches....and I still have to clean her head twice a day....it is still gross and makes me gag. But I can tell that the spots are getting smaller and smaller....I bet in 2 weeks, she wont have to wear the cone of shame anymore! Hip hip hooray!

Well weekend is over.......BOO HOO!!!!!

Friday night: concert...it was FUUUUUUN! I love me some Miranda Lambert! And some Jamie Payne (my friend that I went with) We got matching hats...super cute....and super convenient for bad or dirty hair days!!!!!!

Saturday: shopping in Dallas!!!!! WHOOOO HOOOOO! I got Orange Cup TWICE!...would have gotten more....but they already thought that I was nuts for going twice!....then again....they think that I am nuts 24/7 anyways.....I should have gotten more...DANG IT! Love the new Louis Vuitton store....would love it more if I was able to walk out of there with a new purse......I did pick out the new purse that I want....wait....NEED, the new purse that I need! :) Hi Runny...I love you!!!!!! I had a really good time with my girlfriends.....we have decided to have a girls night at least once a month.....I am game!
Ronnie got to come home Saturday...he had to leave this morning when I left for work. It is always so hard on me for him to leave again. I am sure that it is hard for him too.....but at least I didn't cry in front of Ronnie this time.....I think it is harder on him when I cry....so I sucked it up and didn't cry until I got in the car. I am such a big girl now! :)

Anyways.....weekend was great! I am sad that it is Monday.....but I am glad that it is sunny and I hoping for a full week of sunshine!!!!
I do however, have 2 questions............Questions #1:


Question #2: