Wednesday, December 30, 2009

10:17 AM

Almost New Years

I can't believe that it is almost 2010. What the FLAGNOG! This year has flown by soooo fast and so slow, all in the same sentence! Life sure has changed a lot this year....so many things....work, house, relationships.....some good some bad. The good would be It'll Do Deli! HA! JK LOL....I hope that everyone has a safe new years! I am going to start blogging weekly so that i don't overwhelm everyone.....all my wittiness and everything. But i will leave everyone with one photo that was taken last night at supper....

Monday, December 14, 2009

9:20 AM

Monday....

Sorry guys, I have not been blogging recently and definitely not to my full potential with humor and wittiness. I am having a really hard time in life right now with things. I am trying to keep it together, but it is really hard for me. Please pray for peace and serenity in my heart, body, soul, and mind. I need every ounce I can get. Thanks.

Friday, December 11, 2009

10:27 AM

Holiday Update....

Well in 2 days I have basically completed Baylee's Christmas shopping other than a camera that we are going to find together. I can't believe it! I hit the jackpot with items on her list all in one place.....I am a shopping MACHINE! I am a PRO! I am done with Ronnie unless I run across something else along with way. Don't have anything for dad yet...he is soooooo difficult. Always ends up returning everything.....whatever....he is a brat. :) I need some ideas for mama. I have 2 items that I am not going to list because she gets on here sometimes. Jeffrey....prob gonna get one or 2 more small things. Then I got Tyler a really cute Cars chair that he will LOVE....especially cuz it is from Aunt Graycie. Wuv him soooo much! Need to get my girlfriends things. We are going to Dallas this weekend and on Sunday I am going to finish ALL of my shopping. Every last bit of it. So glad. I figured that I would be running around last minute since I got started so late this year. Whatever! I am GOOOOOOOOOD! Anyways....Dallas this weekend means Orange Cup....haven't had it in WEEKS! I am in NEED! Alright....gotta get back to work....lots to do! Plus I gotta decorate the Christmas Tree and put out decorations here too! GAW!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

10:59 AM

Top 20 Misc Thoughts.....

1- I think part of a best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you are wrong. 3- I totally take back all those time that I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4- There is a great need for a sarcasm font. 5- How the heck are you suppose to fold a fitted sheet? 6- Was learning cursive really necessary? 7- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5, cuz I am pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood. 8- Obituaries would be more interesting if they told you how they died. 9- I can't remember the last time that I wasn't at least a little tired. 10- Bad decisions make good stories. 11- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a time everyday at work when you just know that you aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12- Can we all just agree to ignore what come after BlueRay? I really don't want to start my collection over AGAIN! 13- I am always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save changes to the 10 page research paper that I swear I didn't make changes to. 14- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this-EVER! 15- I absolutely hate when I miss a call on the last right and then call right back and it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. WTF...you JUST called me. 16- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then NOT seeing a single person all day.....what a waste. 17- I keep some people's numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer their calls. 18- I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 19- Still don't understand why hotdog buns are sold in packs of 10 and hot dogs in packs of 8. 20- I disagree with Kay Jewelry....I would bet anything that on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Bud Light then with "Kay".
10:56 AM

Life's Lesson For the Day

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

10:03 AM

Text Last Month....

I would like to inform the congregation that I have beat my past month in texts. Last month's texting totals for sending and receiving was 2,445. This last month was, drum roll please............a grand total of 3,109!!!!!!!!!! Setting new records everyday! I am a baller....what can I say....
9:59 AM

Wednesday

Well I have nothing funny today so far. Apparently woke up on the wrong side of the bed.....not so thankful for all those hard times right now :) I would just like to get thru them FOR THE LOVE..... As a favorite famous character once said....."just keep swimming, just keep swimming...." Yeah, I just quoted Dori from Nemo.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

11:34 AM

A-Z With my Fav Things

A-Anthropologie B-Birth control C-Coldplay D-Dessert E-Edward Cullen F-Fireside Pies in Dallas G-Google H-Heels I-iPhone J-Jeans K-Kraft Mac n Cheese L-Louis Vuitton M-My doggies N-Noodles O-Orange Cup P-Pancakes Q-Qtips R-Rascal Flatts S-Scoobs! T-Twilight Saga U-Uggs V-Vacation W-Water X-Xtra skimpy bikinis Y-Yogurt @ It'll Do Deli Z-Zoloft
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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