WAH WAH Wednesday....
Well good evening all......all 5 of you that is :) I was informed that my "tidbits" have been lacking...pictures have been good....but the actual heart of my blog was gone. Can you believe the nerve of that person?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! I mean....COME ON! Ok ok ok.....she was right....but that is beside the point! To call me out on such a crime is unHEARD of! I mean, HOW DARE YOU! It's all your fault anyways.....so I don't know HOW you think that you can just say these horribly offensive things to me! I mean, we have all this great fun and enjoy work and lunch and and and well....enjoyed the dumbest stuff....like "so pre-tty, sparkle like diamond in sky", "mc mc mc mcmurtry", "flagnog", "SCOOBS", "our friend christia", "I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna..", and sooooooooo many more unfunny things that we somehow made the most hilarious things EVER (and I do mean EVER)! And then you corner me in the bathroom one day when I am TRYING to have a little privacy and then tell me that you are QUITTING cuz you got some job that pays more, is in your degree, has more holidays, health insurance, and all these CRAP reasons. I mean seriously....after all that, you STILL think that I have inspiration left over to be funny? Well that is it......I am just gonna have to go make new friends at work.....new friends that invite me to pot luck lunches, and make me papers, and share secrets with me.....ok wait a minute....there ISN'T anyone! I refuse to sit in my dad's office all day and try to crack jokes with him.....and I DEFINITELY refuse to sit in Tyrizzity's office......no one deserves that! Sarah isn't here anymore. I am left with Mindy and Jo Layme....I mean Jo Layne. Oh, I saved the best for last......you hit me with this crap about "you don't have any service in the building". So now we can't text during the day or email dumb stuff? What kind of friend are you?!?!?!?!?!?!? :)
Oh my GOSH! Saddest Tidbit ever!!! Grayce - I'm sorry I had to leave you! I really am! This post is going to make me cry (and laugh....Jo Lame! haha!). Glad to see the heart of your blog back...even if it is all about me being a jerkface and leaving you high and dry without a date to the potluck.
ReplyDeleteWell aren't you Pollyanna today. Try thinking happy thoughts.
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