Weekend Overview...

OK, so I had a highly exciting weekend...DONNIE FREAKING WAHLBERG WAS AT THE GHOSTBAR IN DALLAS FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!!....honestly, not that big of a deal...but to about 200 overweight 80's hairstyled women, you would have thought that he was Jesus coming to take them back to heaven with him! It was hilarious! If you looked around at all the people there, you could tell WHO EXACTLY was there to see "Jesus"...aka, Donnie Wahlberg. Some of the women at this bar were pregnant...but that wasn't going to hold them back from seeing their New Kids On The Block heart throb! Overweight, stuck in the 80's, horribly dressed (trying to be sexy...wasn't working) He definitely thought that he was something special too! It was ridiculous...but definitely something to never forget! Anyways.....went to Dallas Friday night. Ate at an AWESOMELY good pizza place called Fireside....PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA!!!!!!! Then went to Cheesecake Factory to get cheesecake to go so that when we left the bar, we had some wholesome heavenly goodness (I am not talking about Donnie Wahlberg) to come back to. I got Red Velvet Cake Cheesecake....yes it was worth EVERY SINGLE FATTENING CALORIE AND GUILT TRIP THAT MY ASS WAS GIVING ME! Anyways....waaaaaaay too late at night, or should I say early in the morning....we finally got to go to bed. Now that I think about it, we should be embarrassed for yawning as much as we did that night in a bar. Oh well....most people were worrying about making it back to their place safely after the bar, well I am such a grandma, that I was frantically throwing my hotel room apart looking for my book at 3 in the morning! I couldn't FIND it! OMG! FREAK OUT! 30 minutes later...we decided that maybe I left it at the front desk...and YES I DID. PHEEW! Was that a close one! Seriously though...I am sitting here blogging about my exciting weekend AND the longest part so far...is about losing my book. I have GOT to become more exciting....like skydiving weekly, or have 2 cokes a day, or eat a full sandwich AND a bag of chips at lunch or something. You know, all those daring things that exciting people do. Tomorrow, I just might drive through and get donuts holes for breakfast! OOOOOOOHH!!!! Beat that! OK, yeah, I am a weirdo. ANYWAYS.....so we hung out with our friends Ben and Geoff and Ben's friend Lauren that was super cool. I really liked her. Did you hear me Ben?...she is great....KEEP HER PLEASE! Yeah, he doesn 't read y blog and never will. ANYWAYS again. Note to anyone who likes french toast: Cheesecake Factory only serves the "Sunday Brunch" section with all the french toast and waffles, ONLY on Sunday! I mean, WTF! SERIOUSLY!?!? I thought that was only a phrase that they used for the section...I don't really know anything to compare it to so you know what I am talking about, but whatever, you know what I am saying. I just couldn't believe it! I mean, I had been dreaming about French Toast Napoleon for the longest time...what, you don't know what French Toast Napoleon is?....well French Toast with strawberries, vanilla cream, and whipped cream....yeah, now you want some too......and then they only served it on SUNDAY!!!! OK, anyways...enough about the french toast that I didn't get to have....Christia's birthday was Saturday and we took her to eat at Osaka that night, then had a drink at Gerald's, then home for beddy bye time! Slept til almost 11, had our usual, Cinnamon Roll Sunday, then cleaned the house because we had some people coming by to look at the house. Then we went to Tyler with my parents to meet Jeffrey to eat at Sonoma Grill....would you like to know the topic of conversation that we chose to have over a lovely dinner?...my mother's choice....the guy on Britain's Got Talent that farted the tune to some song...I mean seriously? It was hilarious...we laughed til we were crying.....it was great! OK, well here we are, at home, in bed, watching I Love You Man, ready to go to bed and start the week. Sorry that I didn't have any witty things to say in this blog.....just straight forward...tomorrow I will bring my "A" game and say lots of witty things that make all 2 of my followers will laugh at and then tell other people how funny I am causing them to follow me and then repeat the process to their friends until I am world famous and making lots of money for all the witty and interesting things that I say.....um, yeah....goodnight :)