Tidbits from Grayce

OK, so I finished the Something Blue book which came after the Something Borrowed. I was excited to see the flip side of the story...from the jerkface liar friend Darcy. ANYWAYS.......karma is a bitch and Darcy definitely had karma after her in this book! The guy that she was cheating on Dex with, Marcus, real loser, got her pregnant....with twin boys......and then dumps her! HA! I know that is horrible, but I am always happy when the bad guy really has to deal with the consequences and you KNOW that they are suffering...does that make ME retarded?....I didn't think so. :) Anyways.....after she gets dumped, she moves to England to stay with her friend Ethan for awhile. She is still a really snobby jerkface, and Ethan really isn't looking forward to her staying with him because of it. Long story short, Ethan tells her exactly why her life sucks at that point, cuz she is so selfish and self centered. She takes it to heart and decides to try to change for the better. She ends up actually changing, her and Ethan fall in love and get married, and she reconciles with Rachel. Yeah, I figured that I would try to keep the book posts shorter than my rambling posts....then maybe the books would look appealing to someone else to read :) Now on to Baby Proof....the next book in the "series"....except that I am not sure if this book still has some of the same characters in it.......hmmmm.......then how can it be part of a series......must me SOMEONE familiar in there! :)

OK, so I had a highly exciting weekend...DONNIE FREAKING WAHLBERG WAS AT THE GHOSTBAR IN DALLAS FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!!....honestly, not that big of a deal...but to about 200 overweight 80's hairstyled women, you would have thought that he was Jesus coming to take them back to heaven with him! It was hilarious! If you looked around at all the people there, you could tell WHO EXACTLY was there to see "Jesus"...aka, Donnie Wahlberg. Some of the women at this bar were pregnant...but that wasn't going to hold them back from seeing their New Kids On The Block heart throb! Overweight, stuck in the 80's, horribly dressed (trying to be sexy...wasn't working) He definitely thought that he was something special too! It was ridiculous...but definitely something to never forget! Anyways.....went to Dallas Friday night. Ate at an AWESOMELY good pizza place called Fireside....PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA!!!!!!! Then went to Cheesecake Factory to get cheesecake to go so that when we left the bar, we had some wholesome heavenly goodness (I am not talking about Donnie Wahlberg) to come back to. I got Red Velvet Cake Cheesecake....yes it was worth EVERY SINGLE FATTENING CALORIE AND GUILT TRIP THAT MY ASS WAS GIVING ME! Anyways....waaaaaaay too late at night, or should I say early in the morning....we finally got to go to bed. Now that I think about it, we should be embarrassed for yawning as much as we did that night in a bar. Oh well....most people were worrying about making it back to their place safely after the bar, well I am such a grandma, that I was frantically throwing my hotel room apart looking for my book at 3 in the morning! I couldn't FIND it! OMG! FREAK OUT! 30 minutes later...we decided that maybe I left it at the front desk...and YES I DID. PHEEW! Was that a close one! Seriously though...I am sitting here blogging about my exciting weekend AND the longest part so far...is about losing my book. I have GOT to become more exciting....like skydiving weekly, or have 2 cokes a day, or eat a full sandwich AND a bag of chips at lunch or something. You know, all those daring things that exciting people do. Tomorrow, I just might drive through and get donuts holes for breakfast! OOOOOOOHH!!!! Beat that! OK, yeah, I am a weirdo. ANYWAYS.....so we hung out with our friends Ben and Geoff and Ben's friend Lauren that was super cool. I really liked her. Did you hear me Ben?...she is great....KEEP HER PLEASE! Yeah, he doesn 't read y blog and never will. ANYWAYS again. Note to anyone who likes french toast: Cheesecake Factory only serves the "Sunday Brunch" section with all the french toast and waffles, ONLY on Sunday! I mean, WTF! SERIOUSLY!?!? I thought that was only a phrase that they used for the section...I don't really know anything to compare it to so you know what I am talking about, but whatever, you know what I am saying. I just couldn't believe it! I mean, I had been dreaming about French Toast Napoleon for the longest time...what, you don't know what French Toast Napoleon is?....well French Toast with strawberries, vanilla cream, and whipped cream....yeah, now you want some too......and then they only served it on SUNDAY!!!! OK, anyways...enough about the french toast that I didn't get to have....Christia's birthday was Saturday and we took her to eat at Osaka that night, then had a drink at Gerald's, then home for beddy bye time! Slept til almost 11, had our usual, Cinnamon Roll Sunday, then cleaned the house because we had some people coming by to look at the house. Then we went to Tyler with my parents to meet Jeffrey to eat at Sonoma Grill....would you like to know the topic of conversation that we chose to have over a lovely dinner?...my mother's choice....the guy on Britain's Got Talent that farted the tune to some song...I mean seriously? It was hilarious...we laughed til we were crying.....it was great! OK, well here we are, at home, in bed, watching I Love You Man, ready to go to bed and start the week. Sorry that I didn't have any witty things to say in this blog.....just straight forward...tomorrow I will bring my "A" game and say lots of witty things that make all 2 of my followers will laugh at and then tell other people how funny I am causing them to follow me and then repeat the process to their friends until I am world famous and making lots of money for all the witty and interesting things that I say.....um, yeah....goodnight :)

OK so, I am addicted to writing on this blog that NO ONE comments on or follows or reads or ANYTHING....but somehow I feel like EVERYONE reads it and WANTS to read it. Yeah, I know that I am dreaming....but whatever! I mean, my own mother doesn't even follow my blog....how embarrassing! Anyways...weekend plans....here goes: headed to Dallas after work to stay the night and go out or whatever. I am not a big goer outer....but whatever. I am there....at least I will get a new outfit or pair of shoes out of the deal......maybe even some yogurt or something. :) So then Saturday is Christia's birthday.....my bestie, and she doesn't follow my blog either, but that is beside the point.....hopefully we will get home from Dallas around lunch and head to the lake for the day, then come back into town. We are suppose to meet Stia and 2 of her friends for sushi for her B-day.....then it will be Cinnamon Roll Sunday....our tradition. No clue what Sunday holds.....maybe lake again. I need to start packing up all the odds and ends that aren't used everyday in my house. Maybe I will do that ...who knows....I am starting a new book by Emily Giffin called Something Blue. It is the book after Something Borrowed that picks up where it left off, but from Darcy's point of view. So I will keep all who is not reading this useless blog posted on what is going on in that book! :) TGIF! So, I need to start using the treadmill or step up the diet pill usage....this is a constant struggle....I am such a weirdo....yes I know....but whatever...here I am....and NO I didn't wear my cowboy boots today....I lied....Raff Out Roud! TOODLES!

OK, so I finished the book Something Borrowed. Let me just TELL YOU what happened in the end! The skanky jerkface friend Darcy who was engaged to Dex, had been sleeping with his best friend Marcus THE WHOLE TIME! So now she is preggers with his baby! Dex and Rachel get caught by Darcy at Darcy's apartment. Dex had called off the wedding and wanted to be with only Rachel....awwwwwwww......anyways....blah blah blah...lots of doors slamming and cussing and name calling.....Darcy came over to tell Rachel about Marcus and being pregnant with his baby, and all the while, Dex is in Rachel's closet listening to the whole thing. Skip a bit....now Darcy and Rachel are not friends anymore and Dex and Rachel can be together.....life is how is should be. Now I feel SOOOOOO much better about rooting for Rachel to win Dex from Darcy! I mean, Darcy was the bad guy underneath it all this WHOLE TIME! YES! My morals are still in working order and all is good in paradise....at least I think that it is.....I am not actually in the Caribbean at this point, I am jut assuming that IF I was there, it would be wonderful! :)

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OK, so I am almost through with the book Something Borrowed by Emily Giffin....good book....very entertaining.....Let me just tell you a little about the book. Apparently I didn't read the back of it closely or I wouldn't have gotten it. It is about 2 best friends living in New York, one is ordinary and plain named Rachel, the other beautiful and outgoing named Darcy. They have been best friends since like 1st grade or something like that....long time....ANYWAYS...Darcy is engaged to Dex, a friend of Rachel's that she met in Law school. Apparently, Darcy is the type that is self centered completely and has taken advantage of Rachel's friendship since day one and has walked all over her and been, well, a bitch to her....in some "best friendly" way....kind of complicated to describe, but we all know the type of girl that I am talking about. Anyways, Rachel doesn't think to highly of herself because she constantly compares herself to Darcy and she feels as if she falls short always...not the prettiest, wittiest, most fashionable, skinniest....blah blah blah......I will cut to the chase, somehow, she ends up having an affair with Dex. WTF! So now I am pissed! I don't stand for that kind of thing...EVER....IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! Yet, here I am, happy that they are together (sort of together, in some twisted way). Darcy has no idea that this affair is going on (poor girl, yet I don't feel sorry for her!) How in the heck did I end up rooting for the "other woman"?!? Yet I am! Seriously, am I growing numb to morals? Am I suddenly on the "dark side" all because Darcy is mean and selfish? WTF! Should I feel bad for looking forward to when and if Dex calls off the wedding and he can be with Rachel? I mean seriously.....I am a forever is forever kinda girl....yes I root for the underdog, but who is the underdog in this book now? Rachel or Darcy? I am not finished with the book yet, but since I looked ahead and read a little bit in the end like a retard, I am pretty sure that Rachel ends up with Dex....and I am happy about it......I mean, how would I feel if the roles were reversed and I was Darcy.....well....I guess that I couldn't ever be Darcy....I am not selfish and crap headed like her.....s0 I guess that changes it......OK I feel better now! Go Rachel! Steal Dex and lie to Darcy! WHOO HOO!!!!!!!

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Well now.....this is my very first post.....don't really know what to say actually.....loss for words.....can you believe it (yes mother, I don't have anything to say).....I would like to thank everyone who has gotten me this far....my manager and the academy....JK LOL......
I don't even have any followers yet....other than Stephanie...I mean BETHANY...so here's lookin at you kid! :) I wore my boots today....and yesterday....and probably tomorrow too.....feelin pretty Southern these days....YEEEEEEEEEHAWWWW!!!!! I am at work....it is almost time to walk to the post office and get the mail....my most exciting part of the day! Yeah, anyways.....woke up this morning, got ready, ate some toast...potato bread with honey butter...FREAKIN YUM!.....let the dogs out, fed SCOOBY, my new ktten....him is crazy!.......I RUV him....him makes me smile.....my dogs too....they are feelin REALLY neglected these days.....brushed my teeth, "fixed" my hair, picked out a dress to wear and THAT is when I decided to WEAR...MY...BOOTS! Came to work....talked to Stephanie, I mean BETHANY....came up with a GENIUS decision....and here it is.....MY VERY OWN BLOG! Of course the background HAD to be cupcakes....it wouldn't be mine unless there was dessert involved....now I want cupcakes....crap....NOW what am I gonna do.....guess I will go get the mail......bah humbug....tootles!